Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

[BonoFox1]

^^^LOL!!!!

 

[europop2005]

following the vertigo tour...Bono was trying to get over his fear of anything that sparks

alright bono ol' boy...you can do this...you can deal...at least your not blindfolded this time...

 

[Caroni]

^ OMG their cakes are so crap!y!! they need me to make them a good one !!!!!

 

[JCOSTER]

I forgot this thread was here, these are awesome!

 

[flybabe]

sorry but i had to do this...

your gonna let me have those shiney candles aren`t you remember what happend to your beanie

touch my beanie and get a knock to the chops
*Deathglare* *thinking*next time beanie boy,next time...

 

[Mephy]

^

I just realised how close Bono's sat to that cake don't think he could get much closer

 

[flybabe]

tell me about it,it`s that and the way the pic was taken

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

The day after the infamous lemon incident at the PopMart Oslo show, the band held a press conference:

: Everything would've worked fine if Bono here hadn't gummed up the works while playing with Silly Putty earlier that day
: *hangs head in shame* I said I was sorry
: It was terrible. Those horrible shiny walls, closing in on me *rocks self back and forth*
: For crying out loud, Larry, it wasn't that bad.

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[cobl04]

my wifes cooking? oh let me tell you...its like that strange gas that you get in your stomach when...shes behind me isn't she?

ali: you are so sleeping on the couch tonight...

lmfao!!! his face even says "shes behind me isnt she?"

oh this thread is hilarious.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[Galeongirl]

Ali: Hey what's that in the water?
Man behind Bono: are those hungry sharks??
Help! PLEBAns! Protect the goods. Protect the goods!!!!!!!

 

[iloveedge]

PFFHAHAH!!

Protect the goods alright

 

[Bonogirl777]

Wow, that last one!

 

[BonoFox1]

The day after the infamous lemon incident at the PopMart Oslo show, the band held a press conference:

: Everything would've worked fine if Bono here hadn't gummed up the works while playing with Silly Putty earlier that day
: *hangs head in shame* I said I was sorry
: It was terrible. Those horrible shiny walls, closing in on me *rocks self back and forth*
: For crying out loud, Larry, it wasn't that bad.

OMG!!! I LOVE IT!!

 

[BonoFox1]

Ali: Hey what's that in the water?
Man behind Bono: are those hungry sharks??
Help! PLEBAns! Protect the goods. Protect the goods!!!!!!!

:LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[europop2005]

play it sam...that song I used to love
*starts playing*
i told you never to play that song again!
yep...this is the last time we rent Casablanca

 

[vertpomme]

I knew it. Why did you try to trick me into learning the H chord on the guitar.
There isn't an H chord on the guitar, is there, Edge?
Uh
It's on the piano isn't it?! You'll teach me, right?
Sure Bono, sure.

 

[Bonogirl777]

I knew it. Why did you try to trick me into learning the H chord on the guitar.
There isn't an H chord on the guitar, is there, Edge?
Uh
It's on the piano isn't it?! You'll teach me, right?
Sure Bono, sure.

I love that!!!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay, let's pretend the man in the yellow owns the yacht, and the woman in the black is his wife:

Man in yellow: Well look at that
Woman in black: I swear to god, Albert, if you ordered a boat full of beautiful women again I'm gonna...
Man in yellow: It wasn't me, I swear!
Women in boat: Hey Bono!
Bono: Oh shit, those are PLEBAns! Tony, hide me! *tries to get behind Tony Blair*

 

[Carmelu2fan]

The day after the infamous lemon incident at the PopMart Oslo show, the band held a press conference:

: Everything would've worked fine if Bono here hadn't gummed up the works while playing with Silly Putty earlier that day
: *hangs head in shame* I said I was sorry
: It was terrible. Those horrible shiny walls, closing in on me *rocks self back and forth*
: For crying out loud, Larry, it wasn't that bad.

Damn! I just spit out my tea! LMAO

 

[silvrlvr]

Bono: Are you sure we performed it in that key, The Edge? Come down a bit.
Edge: (tries lower chord)
Bono: No, down a notch
Edge: (another lower chord)
Bono: One more
Edge: Any lower and I'll run out of keys.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

: So I said to him, I said, "Bob, you've got to do something about your hair." I mean, I don't want him to dye it or anything, him having grey hair makes me look younger, you know. But I told him, "There's too much of it! Especially sticking up at the top! And you're already practically a foot taller than me without the hair, so how can you expect me to keep standing next to you like that?!"
Maitre d' (in the black vest) : *forced smile* How much longer is this guy gonna go on? We were supposed to close up an hour ago!
: But Bob was like, "Fuck off, Bono, I'll do what I bloody well please with my hair!" Ah Bob, he's a great man! Hey waiter! One more coffee over here!
Waiter on the left: *mutters under breath* Fucking hell

 

[bonocomet]

 

[iloveedge]

Conan: Ok, so what your trying to say os that the fish was this big, right?
I assure you, it was!
Aw, here we go...
*looks at the crowd* Such pretty girls
If he brings that story up again, I swear I'll hang him somewhere...

 

[BonoFox1]

: So I said to him, I said, "Bob, you've got to do something about your hair." I mean, I don't want him to dye it or anything, him having grey hair makes me look younger, you know. But I told him, "There's too much of it! Especially sticking up at the top! And you're already practically a foot taller than me without the hair, so how can you expect me to keep standing next to you like that?!"
Maitre d' (in the black vest) : *forced smile* How much longer is this guy gonna go on? We were supposed to close up an hour ago!
: But Bob was like, "Fuck off, Bono, I'll do what I bloody well please with my hair!" Ah Bob, he's a great man! Hey waiter! One more coffee over here!
Waiter on the left: *mutters under breath* Fucking hell

OMG!!!! I cant even type....Im laughing so hard!1!!

 

[europop2005]

that was some great onion and garlic soup!

my god you need a mint

 

[flybabe]

^OMG

 

[blm]

Thanks for the daily laughs!! You're ALL very funny

 

[waynetravis]

I'm wide awake, I'm wiiiiiiiiide awaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhelp I'm stuck!!!