Clean Sweep #2: It's A Musical Journey

[the tourist]

How many people ignore me?

Did I? I don't know. But I did say I don't have boobs so I can't tell you my size.

 

[Varitek]

Yikes. But yeah. Energy drinks are the devil.

You know what's fabulous? Bawls. It's like a party in your mouth.

I like Sky moves Sideways a lot actually.

 

[coolian2]

Someone, play the blues!










I don't mean to bug ya.

 

[Axver]

Come on, it's New Zealand. You have to like rugby!

People here don't understand that just because i can't bear rugby doesn't mean i don't like sport.

Ian, there's a difference here. Liking rugby is as essential to being a native New Zealander as being born in New Zealand. Unless you're a girl. Girls are allowed to not like rugby. That's why league was invented. For girls. Now go back to your teddy bears and frilly pink bedspreads and tea doillies and dollhouses and pansy league.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

What? You don't like the blues?

and even though it's more of a nashville thing, i don't like country either!

 

[the tourist]

You know what's fabulous? Bawls. It's like a party in your mouth.

I'll give you a party in your mouth.

 

[Varitek]

Did I? I don't know. But I did say I don't have boobs so I can't tell you my size.

oh I wasn't talking about your boobs.

now i'm getting out of the innuendo game.

45'd again which is not by the way my size

i wonder if sizes would translate even? i know europe has totally different bra sizes, what about australia?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Psh, you live in Memphis. I bet you're stealing Graceland's wi-fi and doing strange and exciting things with your touchpad to thoughts of Elvis Presley right now.

how did you guess?

 

[Axver]

I like Sky moves Sideways a lot actually.

Really? I got the impression you were bored, heh.

 

[coolian2]

Ian, there's a difference here. Liking rugby is as essential to being a native New Zealander as being born in New Zealand. Unless you're a girl. Girls are allowed to not like rugby. That's why league was invented. For girls. Now go back to your teddy bears and frilly pink bedspreads and tea doillies and dollhouses and pansy league.

That is one big epic phailure.

I think rugby here was invented for Japanese tourists and Asian immigrants.

People who give a shit about their teams support other sports.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Ian, there's a difference here. Liking rugby is as essential to being a native New Zealander as being born in New Zealand. Unless you're a girl. Girls are allowed to not like rugby. That's why league was invented. For girls. Now go back to your teddy bears and frilly pink bedspreads and tea doillies and dollhouses and pansy league.

 

[the tourist]

and even though it's more of a nashville thing, i don't like country either!

Now country, that's just terrible. Actually, I don't mind the blues so much as long as the guitars are overdriven that there's a motherfucking swagger to it.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Someone, play the blues!


I don't mean to bug ya.

*gets out guitar hero controller*

 

[Varitek]

I'll give you a party in your mouth.

Oh no that would be me providing the party.

didn't i say I was gonna stop this?

 

[Axver]

and even though it's more of a nashville thing, i don't like country either!

When I flew from Nashville to Boston, there was a guy playing country music in the Nashville Airport's terminal.

HOLY STEREOTYPES, CASHMAN.

 

[liamcool]

Where's John Petrucci when you need him?

 

[the tourist]

oh I wasn't talking about your boobs.

now i'm getting out of the innuendo game.

45'd again which is not by the way my size

i wonder if sizes would translate even? i know europe has totally different bra sizes, what about australia?

Guess we'll just have to set up a photoshare.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Now country, that's just terrible. Actually, I don't mind the blues so much as long as the guitars are overdriven that there's a motherfucking swagger to it.

yeah. blues are okay, which is good because when i go to beale street, you're fucking hit in the face with one club after another playing nothing but blues. except coyote ugly. they have ugly housewives on tables dancing to hair metal.

 

[Varitek]

Really? I got the impression you were bored, heh.

oh i meant the song, i'm enjoying the song. but the album besides moonloop wasnt bad. its 6 songs rihgt?

 

[Axver]

That is one big epic phailure.

I think rugby here was invented for Japanese tourists and Asian immigrants.

People who give a shit about their teams support other sports.

I'm sorry, I just don't have a witty reply. I'm just proud my Hurricanes won a game for once.

 

[the tourist]

Oh no that would be me providing the party.

didn't i say I was gonna stop this?

Did you? Did you mean it?

 

[coolian2]

When I flew from Nashville to Boston, there was a guy playing country music in the Nashville Airport's terminal.

HOLY STEREOTYPES, CASHMAN.

I Just Missed My Flight And Can't Get A Refund (If I Don't Get Home My Wife Will Leave Me)

 

[mysterious_jen]

oh I wasn't talking about your boobs.

now i'm getting out of the innuendo game.

45'd again which is not by the way my size

i wonder if sizes would translate even? i know europe has totally different bra sizes, what about australia?

yep we go on clothing size and then cup size A through to G (A is small, C is average, DD for most guys is ideal but uncomfortable )

 

[mysterious_jen]

yep we go on clothing size and then cup size A through to G (A is small, C is average, DD for most guys is ideal but uncomfortable for the chick who has to cart them around)

 

[the tourist]

yeah. blues are okay, which is good because when i go to beale street, you're fucking hit in the face with one club after another playing nothing but blues. except coyote ugly. they have ugly housewives on tables dancing to hair metal.

Zeppelin taught me to love the blues. Post Stardom Depression taught me that putting swagger into the blues can make some wonderful, wonderful whooopeee.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

When I flew from Nashville to Boston, there was a guy playing country music in the Nashville Airport's terminal.

HOLY STEREOTYPES, CASHMAN.

and in boston, all people do is drink beer and uhhh...basketball? yeah, i dunno.

 

[Varitek]

When I flew from Nashville to Boston, there was a guy playing country music in the Nashville Airport's terminal.

HOLY STEREOTYPES, CASHMAN.

did you go to nashville to see elvis?

damn i miss boston. i'm not going home for another 8 weeks.

 

[coolian2]

I'm sorry, I just don't have a witty reply. I'm just proud my Hurricanes won a game for once.

My sport doesn't intrude upon the cricket season, especially with sub-par early season games.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

DD for most guys is ideal but uncomfortable

it is?

 

[the tourist]

yep we go on clothing size and then cup size A through to G (A is small, C is average, DD for most guys is ideal but uncomfortable )

So, where does everyone fit it?