Winslow, Arizona - Superthread

[LemonMelon]

"Fucking bitches in the sky"

New location, yes/no?

 

[Slopsy]

Has anybody else ever thought it desirable to stick their finger up somebody's arse?!

Oh ...



shit.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Sorry to break it to you, Se7en, but this is NOT how sex works!

Animals are unlikely to sink that low, too.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Has anybody else ever thought it desirable to stick their finger up somebody's arse?!

For bogans/rednecks, shit is their cologne.

 

[Slopsy]

I'm quite excited to find out what "Goose Gogglez" are. I'd say it's to do with Grey Goose vodka, but that's too classy for them

 

[Axver]

"Fucking bitches in the sky"

New location, yes/no?

Yes/yes, you mean.

 

[Slopsy]

"Fucking bitches in the sky"

New location, yes/no?

A challenge!

 

[Axver]

What the blithering hell is this.

 

[LemonMelon]

Did someone fart in Asshole Dave's face?

 

[Slopsy]

It's certainly making me eye our bottle of vodka, even if just to get me crunk enough not to care how awful this is!

 

[LemonMelon]

It's certainly making me eye our bottle of vodka, even if just to get me crunk enough not to care how awful this is!

Smirnoff is too weak for this shit.

Ingredients: water, sugar, artificial flavors, everything but vodka, vodka.

 

[Axver]

U AIN'T CRUNK.

I'm also not completely mentally undeveloped.

 

[Slopsy]

Smirnoff is too weak for this shit.

Ingredients: water, sugar, artificial flavors, everything but vodka, vodka.

Not good enough

I think methylated spirits might be the only go here.

 

[LemonMelon]

Not good enough

I think methylated spirits a lobotomy might be the only go here.

 

[Axver]

We sure as fuck haven't drunk enough wine yet.

 

[Axver]

They are now hardly even trying to disguise the fact they're using the same beat over and over again.

 

[LemonMelon]

Don't ride too slow, or nerds might catch up with you and kick your ass for listening to this.

 

[Axver]

Ride Slow is a new fucking low.

 

[Slopsy]

Just one more song oh thank fucking christ.

But what the fuck is this?!

 

[Axver]

I was wondering if Sunshine would be a crunk version of "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey".

I don't know if I'm happy or sad that it's not.

 

[LemonMelon]

Dear God, they all have voices I want to punch.

So, bottle of Smirnoff gone, album of Brokencyde gone. And yet, I feel empty. How can this be?

 

[Axver]

Oh thank christ it's over.

God, that was a new low, even from a hilarity perspective. I bet even their fans are disappointed.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Oh thank christ it's over.

God, that was a new low, even from a hilarity perspective. I bet even their fans are disappointed.

Their last.fm fans seem to be loving it.

 

[Axver]

But it's just Brokencyde by the numbers!

My review: Axver's music - Rate Your Music

 

[LemonMelon]

"lik zomg Dis Iz a Rager Dude/Always Go Hard/SHAKE! might be the best opening trio evar! Too bad they're wasting a setlist slot on that boring I'm Sorry..."

Sadly, it really might be. Everything else is as horrible as ever though.

A slightly less mortifying 1/5.

 

[Axver]

I'm sticking with 0.5/5, because my 1/5 stuff is better than that crap. It's just that if I could, I'd give I'm Not A Fan 0/5, while this really does deserve 0.5/5.

 

[LemonMelon]

If they make another album, it will be interesting to see how badly they date themselves. I just don't anticipate synthpop being all the rage in two years, and I don't think their palettes extend beyond the synthesizer. Hell, I have my doubts that they actually wrote a note of this, but I certainly hope they did.

 

[LemonMelon]

Well, thanks for the High Timez, guys. Starting to drift off now, so I'm piking.

Good night, Superthread.

 

[Alisaura]

I think I may be doing myself a favour if I avoid reading the last 6 or 7 pages...

 

[Axver]

You're a true Rager Dude, LM. Hope we can hit up that Lil Wayne album soon.

Alison, that may be the preferable course of action for your sanity!