what do YOU want? ...ask Mr. MacPhisto

[HelloAngel]

Oh Mr Mac, we could've had something beautiful.

I could've been your Angel, and you my lustful Devil...

I see this is not to be
I will miss the fated you and me

Au revoir my love
-HelloAngel, from above.

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
You implied there wasn't enough room for 2 egos, dear

silly man

You're the silly one
Just not very funny

Someone escort her out, puhlease

^-^

 

[Oprah]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
You implied there wasn't enough room for 2 egos, dear

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silly man

I like you're new signature.

 

[zooropamanda]

Must be that Aussie/American thing, no hang on, you're the devil man,not American, you should understand I was JOKING.

Oprah, Mr Mac doesnt love me anymore, can I come cry on your show?

 

[A|catura]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
Must be that Aussie/American thing, no hang on, you're the devil man,not American, you should understand I was JOKING.

Oprah, Mr Mac doesnt love me anymore, can I come cry on your show?

Some people take Elvis' death harder than others...

 

[Sicy]

Oprah cant even help herself, let alone others.

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
Must be that Aussie/American thing, no hang on, you're the devil man,not American, you should understand I was JOKING.

Oprah, Mr Mac doesnt love me anymore, can I come cry on your show?

I did

I just didn't think you were very funny

^-^

 

[zooropamanda]

well im smiling anyway

Mr Mac, honeypie, does this mean the wedding is off?

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
well im smiling anyway

Mr Mac, honeypie, does this mean the wedding is off?

Thats a valid question...

It was never on, so how can it be off?

NEXT...!

^-^

 

[Lemon Baby]

Oh Mr. Mac...you gave me only a small chance at glory. Can I have one more chance to rub the royal horns and be the love goddess?

 

[JemEvans]

*puts a box and marks it Non Questions for those with comments to use and another box as Questions to MacPhisto* Ok so nothing is side tracked how 'bout we use these boxes and let MacPhisto who is a very busy person get back to work. *goes back to reading her '13 steps on how to become more evil' book*

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[Hewson]

Originally posted by Hewson:
Who put the Ram in the Ram-a-lam-ding-dong?

I wanna know the answer to this most perplexing question. Your indifference to it earlier has me feeling like the tarnished spoon at the back of Adam's display case.



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The joker is the best card.

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

how do you speak like macphisto??? i mena what are the rules to speak like this. just put together inane things that coincidentially rhyme???? s

show me the way
to view these days
cannot melt in sorrow
until you preach to me
your new tomorrow


(is that okay??) i really do want to learn he ways of your people...im serious

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" I can sing just like Bono, i can do that whole lemon falsetto exactly like him" -- me


"...u know how you can make people jealous by saying good stuff about you thats not even true?" - also me

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by Hewson:

Originally posted by Hewson:
Who put the Ram in the Ram-a-lam-ding-dong?

I wanna know the answer to this most perplexing question. Your indifference to it earlier has me feeling like the tarnished spoon at the back of Adam's display case.

Wasn't it the same man who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp

^-^

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by Lemon Baby:
Oh Mr. Mac...you gave me only a small chance at glory. Can I have one more chance to rub the royal horns and be the love goddess?

Try me

^-^

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by HelloAngel:
Oh Mr Mac, we could've had something beautiful.

I could've been your Angel, and you my lustful Devil...

I see this is not to be
I will miss the fated you and me

Au revoir my love
-HelloAngel, from above.

So quick to fly from thy nest?

Your wings need to be clipped

^-^

 

[Screaming Flower]

why must you tease us like this?
where's the beef?
why does it always rain on me?
o brother, where art thou?

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
why must you tease us like this?
where's the beef?
why does it always rain on me?
o brother, where art thou?

Its fun
Last nights dinner
Because you're under a rain cloud
Celebrating

^-^

 

[Screaming Flower]

whose gonna ride your wild horses?
where exactly is zooropa?
why is adam so cool?
why can't i stop asking questions?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Originally posted by Calvin N. Hobbes:
Wait a just a minute! You mean you dont look like Angelina Jolie???

Nope, so I guess you got screwed out of your money!

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Just as you find me
Always I will be
A little bit too free
With myself

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
whose gonna ride your wild horses?
where exactly is zooropa?
why is adam so cool?
why can't i stop asking questions?

Not I
It's not a place, it's ideas
Because he is 'Adam'
You're curious

^-^

 

[~LadyLemon~]

So tell me...what's going to happen to me next year when I graduate from college?

What should I cook for dinner tomorrow?

How can I ignore my psychotic roommate?

What makes British guys so sexy?

What are you wearing?

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Just as you find me
Always I will be
A little bit too free
With myself

 

[zonelistener]

No questions - just a Thank you a develish one!

Go Irish!

 

[Discoteque]

so is Elvis going to give us server space for all our U2 piccies?

And...can you move my new apt. from the 3rd floor to the 1st??

thank y'....thank y' verrry much...

 

[Sicy]

Lemonite

lmao

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:
So tell me...what's going to happen to me next year when I graduate from college?

What should I cook for dinner tomorrow?

How can I ignore my psychotic roommate?

What makes British guys so sexy?

What are you wearing?

You don't know, how should I?

Food - doh!

Headphones

Hell if I know, but Scottish women are - yum.

Come find out

^-^

 

[rafmed]

erm...can I get a status?

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Please...don't make me say please, champagne and ice cream, it's not what I want, it's what I need.

 

[pax]

Mr. Macphisto, can you get me a publishing deal?

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If you cannot live together in here, you cannot live together out there, let me tell ya. --Bono

You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice... --Bono

 

[Mr. MacPhisto]

Originally posted by rafmed:
erm...can I get a status?

How much are you willing to pay?

^-^

 

[rafmed]

*hands MacPhisto a blank check*

write it there...


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Please...don't make me say please, champagne and ice cream, it's not what I want, it's what I need.