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UberBeaver said:
You think this thread is hot, Carlos? Today is also Leather Day - PRE- Boy era. Wouldn't that be pedophilia? Even if they're over 18 now, they weren't then, right?
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Even if they're not the title is asking for it...

I dare you to post something about false advertising in the thread :drool:
 
elevated_u2_fan said:


Even if they're not the title is asking for it...

I dare you to post something about false advertising in the thread :drool:
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If "they" ever come and seize my computer, with all the shit "they'd" find I'd at least be able to retain some pride that they cannot find Pre-BOY era U2 pictures. That would be the coup de grace @ the trial.

"And tell me, sir, what is going on in this picture?"
"That's a woman and....another woman.....and a man....and I'm not sure what that 4th person is....could go either way."
"And tell the court what's goin on here."
"That's an orca - a killer whale - and another orca."
"And this, sir? What exactly is this?"
*The courtroom gasps*
"That's Larry Mullen, your honor."
"And what era?"
"Um...."
"Answer the question. What era?"
"Look - I was just brows - "
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Pre Boy."
*the court erupts with anger and disgust.*

I can't do that to my family. No way.
 
UberBeaver said:


If "they" ever come and seize my computer, with all the shit "they'd" find I'd at least be able to retain some pride that they cannot find Pre-BOY era U2 pictures. That would be the coup de grace @ the trial.

"And tell me, sir, what is going on in this picture?"
"That's a woman and....another woman.....and a man....and I'm not sure what that 4th person is....could go either way."
"And tell the court what's goin on here."
"That's an orca - a killer whale - and another orca."
"And this, sir? What exactly is this?"
*The courtroom gasps*
"That's Larry Mullen, your honor."
"And what era?"
"Um...."
"Answer the question. What era?"
"Look - I was just brows - "
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Pre Boy."
*the court erupts with anger and disgust.*

I can't do that to my family. No way.
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:lmao: that's awesome... Beav if you ever need a character witness let me know...
 
UberBeaver said:
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Plus - I don't need you, Reg who would trust the word of a man that just listened to Rico Suave*?


















*Please send to me. Tks.
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:wink:

I mean...I'll go up on the stand for you Beav....and I'll be all

"So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

And the lawyer will look at me and say "no further questions"

:hmm:
 
Reggie Thee Dog said:


:wink:

I mean...I'll go up on the stand for you Beav....and I'll be all

"So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

And the lawyer will look at me and say "no further questions"

:hmm:
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:lmao: We should write an episode of LA Law 2008 - bring that shit back. Or do like CSI and just put it in a different city, like LA Law: Miami. That'd be awesome. David Caruso needs to be in it.
 
UberBeaver said:
Does Canada have the market cornered on "ill", eh?
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they be illin'

Reggie Thee Dog said:


:wink:

I mean...I'll go up on the stand for you Beav....and I'll be all

"So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

And the lawyer will look at me and say "no further questions"

:hmm:
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:laugh:
 
UberBeaver said:


If "they" ever come and seize my computer, with all the shit "they'd" find I'd at least be able to retain some pride that they cannot find Pre-BOY era U2 pictures. That would be the coup de grace @ the trial.

"And tell me, sir, what is going on in this picture?"
"That's a woman and....another woman.....and a man....and I'm not sure what that 4th person is....could go either way."
"And tell the court what's goin on here."
"That's an orca - a killer whale - and another orca."
"And this, sir? What exactly is this?"
*The courtroom gasps*
"That's Larry Mullen, your honor."
"And what era?"
"Um...."
"Answer the question. What era?"
"Look - I was just brows - "
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Pre Boy."
*the court erupts with anger and disgust.*

I can't do that to my family. No way.
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:lmao:
 
Reggie Thee Dog said:


:wink:

I mean...I'll go up on the stand for you Beav....and I'll be all

"So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

And the lawyer will look at me and say "no further questions"

:hmm:
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:lol:
 
Oh - and Reg - at the trial you have to dress with the Gerardo wig and bandana - tight jeans, boots - leather jacket - no shirt. Maybe bring an inflatible pool thing to sit on. And we'll get two Latin guys with mullets to dance on the ledge throughout your testimony.
 
UberBeaver said:
Oh - and Reg - at the trial you have to dress with the Gerardo wig and bandana - tight jeans, boots - leather jacket - no shirt. Maybe bring an inflatible pool thing to sit on. And we'll get two Latin guys with mullets to dance on the ledge throughout your testimony.
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Hi needs a three-piece Mariachi Band as well...
 
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