The Fly Suit

[Axver]

I guess he could have masturbated but not orgasmed...that would be even more tragic actually.

But if it was that tragic, it might explain why he's never gone on to anything else.

ideas:

danced cheek to cheek
had an alcoholic drink
massaged platonically (not the intention of the question! like someone i know who took off the skinny dipping coed point for when she was a kid with her cousins)
smoked tobacco
been propositioned by a prostitute or homosexual and not accepted
porn wihtout masturbation

I think booze is out, as he's said he doesn't drink. Or maybe he tried it once and that's what did it. I know he doesn't smoke.

This is really sad though. We should all pitch in to get him membership to a good porn website so we can at least get him down to about 95%.

 

[the tourist]

you have no idea how much .

It can be arranged.

 

[coolian2]

But if it was that tragic, it might explain why he's never gone on to anything else.



I think booze is out, as he's said he doesn't drink. Or maybe he tried it once and that's what did it. I know he doesn't smoke.

This is really sad though. We should all pitch in to get him membership to a good porn website so we can at least get him down to about 95%.

I'd bet it would be a waste of good money

 

[the tourist]

I'd bet it would be a waste of good money

We could just post the naked Scarlett pic every page....

Who knows? It could work....

 

[Axver]

I'd bet it would be a waste of good money

You just want us to buy that membership for you.

 

[mysterious_jen]

We could just post the naked Scarlett pic every page....

Who knows? It could work....

would work for someone out there what the hell !

 

[the tourist]

would work for someone out there what the hell !

It has. It has.

 

[coolian2]

You just want us to buy that membership for you.

Please, who doesn't know where to get free pawn?

 

[Axver]

We could just post the naked Scarlett pic every page....

Who knows? It could work....

Make it your signature.

 

[the tourist]

Make it your signature.

Can you have a signature when you're not a premium?

 

[coolian2]

I'm watching the first episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

So bad yet so good

 

[Axver]

Please, who doesn't know where to get free pawn?

Screwtape, clearly.

 

[Axver]

Can you have a signature when you're not a premium?

Go premium, you cheap bastard. And get premium for me too. I'm an even cheaper bastard.

 

[the tourist]

Go premium, you cheap bastard. And get premium for me too. I'm an even cheaper bastard.

 

[the tourist]

Go premium, you cheap bastard. And get premium for me too. I'm an even cheaper bastard.

I'd go premium, then get banned for a lewd sig.

 

[Varitek]

me 3

 

[Axver]

I'd go premium, then get banned for a lewd sig.

You've already got a lewd avatar. A Hanson shirt? Children should not be exposed to that.

 

[the tourist]

You've already got a lewd avatar. A Hanson shirt? Children should not be exposed to that.

I should change mine to the one you used previously. That'd screw people over.

 

[Axver]

I should change mine to the one you used previously. That'd screw people over.

Hahaha, people would be so confused. That'd be hilarious.

 

[coolian2]

I'm still not used to looking at my posts with this avatar

 

[Axver]

I'm still not used to looking at my posts with this avatar

I've gotten used to having Red Rocks Edge, but partly because that was my avatar for 1-2 years before U2NZ anyway. So it's like going back to my roots or something. Wait, that sounded too Bonoesque.

 

[Varitek]

easy v from australia thinks we're funny. see this is why i hang out with you people, you know how to have a good joke

 

[mysterious_jen]

taking the piss out of people is gods gift to the southern hemisphere.

 

[Axver]

taking the piss out of people is gods gift to the southern hemisphere.

EXACTLY.

 

[coolian2]

It seems only some Europeans, Australians and NZers and a handful of Americans get it.

 

[Axver]

easy v from australia thinks we're funny. see this is why i hang out with you people, you know how to have a good joke

All the Southern Hemisphereans think it was cool, even those we duped. Rock the fuck on.

 

[Axver]

It seems only some Europeans, Australians and NZers and a handful of Americans get it.

I'd say it breaks down like this:

100% of Aussies and Kiwis are amused
50% of Europeans
25% of Americans

I think this is proof that the US has been horrifically harmed by a lack of Fawlty Towers.

 

[Axver]

I love people trying to have their own joke. Sorry, it was only funny the first time, when people fell for it.

 

[coolian2]

Truth.

I think the Americans that get it are the ones who secretly want to be Aussies and Kiwis

 

[Varitek]

Truth.

I think the Americans that get it are the ones who secretly want to be Aussies and Kiwis

Not Aussies and Kiwis, just not American.

- an american who gets it