Te Urewera National Park Chat Superthread

[the tourist]

Total Posts: 360
User Posts
the tourist 160
coolian2 94
unico 33
bono_man2002 21
Axver 16
lynnok 10
elevated_u2_fan 8
Alisaura 7
Varitek 5
gabrielvox 3
Sicy 3


And yet Axver will kill us all in posts by the end of the night.

 

[Alisaura]

Do you have to provide a doctors certificate?

We didnt have to until recently, now its either that or "statutory declaration" ....And I don't know what that is, is it something you just sign to say you were sick.

We get sick leave too....but I haven't had a sickie since November

In the middle of the week we haven't had to get a doctor's certificate... Mondays and Fridays may be a different matter. And I am a pretty conscientious worker so I think they're inclined to give me the benefit of the doubt. And if they decide they need one and I don't have it and I don't get paid, I honestly don't care.

A statutory declaration (or stat dec if you're lazy) is basically a binding legal document to say that something happened or whatever. Basically if you sign a stat dec saying "I was sick on Monday", and someone can prove later that you weren't, you get into shitloads of trouble. Or something like that.
*used to work in a solicitor's office*

I haven't been actually unwell for months... damn my robust immune system. I did take a sick day some time last year because I'm pretty sure I was mentally unstable due to sleep deprivation, since I pretty much burst into tears while trying to decide if I could go into work or not. That kinda made the decision for me

 

[the tourist]

We've already been to:

- Australia
- Djibouti

And now we're going to Te Urewera National Park in a rugged part of the North Island of New Zealand. In the Maori language, Te Urewera means "the burnt penis".

Hey Axver, my ratio to yours is now almost 1/6th!

 

[the tourist]

I did take a sick day some time last year because I'm pretty sure I was mentally unstable due to sleep deprivation, since I pretty much burst into tears while trying to decide if I could go into work or not. That kinda made the decision for me

\

Blame blue crack.

 

[bono_man2002]

And yet Axver will kill us all in posts by the end of the night.

Uni Students

 

[the tourist]

Uni Students

Postwhores.

 

[Alisaura]

Just guess.

Some people have the innate ability to improvise in the kitchen... I need everything dictated by a recipe.

 

[the tourist]

Just fill your teaspoon 3/4th of the way.

 

[Alisaura]

I do, however, know what a biscuit is!

Huzzah!

 

[Alisaura]

My new Monitor at work as a dead pixel!

ZOMG!!

... where's corianderstem's old sig when you need it...

 

[bono_man2002]

A statutory declaration (or stat dec if you're lazy) is basically a binding legal document to say that something happened or whatever. Basically if you sign a stat dec saying "I was sick on Monday", and someone can prove later that you weren't, you get into shitloads of trouble. Or something like that.
*used to work in a solicitor's office*

Ah ok. I guess its not really easier to do one or the other. Cause sometimes its impractical to get to the doctors if you really are crook.

 

[Alisaura]

Total Posts: 360
User Posts
the tourist 160
coolian2 94
unico 33
bono_man2002 21
Axver 16
lynnok 10
elevated_u2_fan 8
Alisaura 7
Varitek 5
gabrielvox 3
Sicy 3


And yet Axver will kill us all in posts by the end of the night.

... How do you DO that? Are you seriously reading back and counting everyone's posts?!

 

[the tourist]

Huzzah!

It's because my mind is made of Win.

 

[the tourist]

... How do you DO that? Are you seriously reading back and counting everyone's posts?!

...yes. I have a tally-sheet here in front of me and everything.

 

[bono_man2002]

Postwhores.

Burnt Penis

 

[the tourist]

Burnt Penis

Big burnt penis.

 

[the tourist]

Actually, I lied, Ali. On the forum page, click on the "total posts" button for this particular thread and it will show that breakout.

 

[bono_man2002]

... How do you DO that? Are you seriously reading back and counting everyone's posts?!

If you go back into the main part of OOC and click on the number of replies, its in there.

 

[the tourist]

All right, all. I'm heading out. Possibly for the rest of the night. Have fun, and don't let Axver pass me in posts!

 

[TranceEnding]

My goodness, you folks STILL talking about penis's?

 

[TranceEnding]

good morning everyone by the way I'm a morning person .. it's sad

 

[bono_man2002]

All right, all. I'm heading out. Possibly for the rest of the night. Have fun, and don't let Axver pass me in posts!

That'll be impossible

have a good night

 

[bono_man2002]

good morning everyone by the way I'm a morning person .. it's sad

 

[the tourist]

That'll be impossible

have a good night

Impossible for him to catch up? Or impossible to stop him? I'm thinking the latter, but I'm hoping for the former.

 

[the tourist]

My goodness, you folks STILL talking about penis's?

We never stopped.

 

[bono_man2002]

Impossible for him to catch up? Or impossible to stop him? I'm thinking the latter, but I'm hoping for the former.

If anything he will double you!

 

[Alisaura]

Blame blue crack.

That, and a really good book, and a giant spider that invaded at 3am and had to DIE before I could sleep.

 

[bono_man2002]

Gotta go folks.

outside work calls

 

[Alisaura]

...yes. I have a tally-sheet here in front of me and everything.

... Wow. And I thought counting posts for an email-based RP game was tedious...

 

[TranceEnding]

byeeeeee! I've gotta sorta go too ... bills to be paid Have a wonderful day/good sleep everyone!