St Mary’s Butts, Reading, England Superthread

[bono_212]

"things with my dad are great."

Clearly. Clearly. Clearly. By the way he is constantly hovering long after he says, "no, it's ok, you don't need to come shop with me." you can tell how fine things are.

 

[LemonMelon]

Let a woman hate her dad.

 

[bono_212]

This is not the deep-dive into addiction that I expected.

She is not addicted to footwear. She is addicted to time travel.

She was creepy into them at the beginning, enough that the writers felt they established her as a shoe addict, and have failed to truly mention her shoe addiction since.

 

[LemonMelon]

I dig the oil and water chemistry between her and the love interest

 

[LemonMelon]

Stevie Wonder is hiding out in their storage room?

 

[bono_212]

The best thing about this movie is finding out that there's a NEW Candace Cameron Christmas movie out this year.

 

[LemonMelon]

Expository discussion between father and daughter.

 

[LemonMelon]

A middle aged woman screams "Charlie!" in an empty apartment.

 

[bono_212]

Ok these two clearly don't belong together. He doesn't 'get' shoes. Movie. Stop trying to make this happen.

 

[LemonMelon]

Bowling alley visual effects on this snow right here

 

[LemonMelon]

"Don't you have hoses to check?"

Surprised he didn't save that line for Candace Cameron.

 

[bono_212]

This guy just told her his life's story and her response was, "oh ..thats...sweet."

 

[LemonMelon]

What is your Big Dream, love interest?

 

[LemonMelon]

"Y'all got any more of those...shoes?"

 

[LemonMelon]

"Jake does not share our vision of what the gala should be. Ready the firing squad."

 

[bono_212]

Noelle... You, you suck. At everything. You don't try. You're in a rut. I've told you a hundred times if you try you'll be extremely successful... Maybe just try.

 

[LemonMelon]

Ashley is, in fact, yelling at the TV. It's 1:45 AM.

 

[bono_212]

In better hands, there's actually a really good message in this movie... but it is not in better hands.

 

[bono_212]

They need to hear my critiques!

Ashley is, in fact, yelling at the TV. It's 1:45 AM.

 

[LemonMelon]

You can tell she's a brilliant photographer because she takes color photos and puts an ugly black and white filter over them.

 

[bono_212]

I'm here for sugar.

People still do that?

Uh, yeah, you made me want to make cookies.

*talks about Christmas and flirts for ten minutes*

Well... Bye.

But the sugar...

Oh right. Oh, yeah, that totally wasn't a ruse.

 

[LemonMelon]

Jake: "Well, it's Christmas, so maybe I should ask Santa what I really need"

*stares directly at the woman's tits*

 

[LemonMelon]

She's going to win a Pulitzer for her hot dog stand in this timeline.

 

[bono_212]

By not attending the Christmas party, but still trying to take risks, she's going to just be minorly successful, rather than a mega millionaire.

 

[LemonMelon]

Your picture of me and my dad convinced me to stop being a fireman and join the circus.

 

[LemonMelon]

Cool, she ended up with the meathead she has nothing in common with and clung on to at her lowest point. I'm getting misty.

 

[bono_212]

I... Don't understand this movie. It's in the uncanny Valley of almost making sense and that hurts my brain.

 

[LemonMelon]

It was definitely more watchable and easy to riff on than the absolutely nothing we watched last year, but it was inane and needlessly complicated. Once it got into parallel timelines it fell off a cliff.

 

[bono_212]

We're back, bitches.

 

[LemonMelon]