Um... no. But thanks for playing. Parting gifts are in the back.
I challenge the notion that you've ever really listened to any Broadway music.
"Cats" has one big song in it - just one ("Memory"). And the "lead actress" sings it over and over. It's a good song, but hardly great. But it's perfect for Broadway.
Then go to "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" - the whole play is sung and as a result, there are tons of cheesy lyrics and melodies. But that's half the fun.
I can go on and on - for example, think about "doe a deer, a female deer" - is that a great lyric? No - but it fits with the play and is wonderfully catchy. But most of the songs in "Sound of Music" are rather cheesy ("you are 16 going on 17...").
In other words, when it comes to Broadway, one wants a song that soars and sticks in people's heads. It has to flow within the confines of the play, not be some artsy, super-alternative, avante-garde track. If that's what you want, then I'm surprised you even bother with U2.
The fact that this song is stuck in your head already proves its power. It's doing exactly what any GOOD Broadway song does - it's a song you hum as you leave the theater.
And I'm sorry for your Rihanna habit. I'm sure a cure is forthcoming.