Okay, Seriously, WHEN THE HELL WILL IT LEAK? (Part 5)

[LemonMelon]

Leaks Too Tied To The Ground (By Universal)

 

[adypole]

oh, wait wait: drowning man....In gods leak.

instanter win.

 

[Niceman]

Yeah,
Lover, I want the leak
Wanna go where the bright torrents and the seeders meet
With a red guitar on fire... DESIRE!
She is a CD burning in my room, yeah I'm like the leaker, leaking the album soon...
Over the internet with a shotgun
pretty soon, everybody downloaded one
And the fever when I'm leaking inside her
DESIRE
leak...
And the download speed getting higher
DESIRE
downloading, I'm downloading baby.....
She is the pirate, she's my high-speed connection
Yeah, she's the promise of a new U2 album right after the election.
My sister, I can't leak the album too you, you see
Because Universal Music watermarked my CD copy
For the love of money money money money money money money money money money money
And the download speed, getting higher!
DESIRE!
DESIRE!
rip!
DESIRE!
Rip!

Halleluyah, Here the Leak Comes!!!!

 

[Layton]

Stuck in a Leak and You Can't Get Out of It.

 

[shart1780]

Care to share?

Feb. 15, 1971 was when the Decimalisation of British coinage was completed on Decimal Day.

 

[fullautoreverse]

Ground beneath her leak.

 

[elevation]

A Sort of LEak Coming & If You Wear that Leaky Dress

(I know a leak isn't coming our way at the moment but do you guys actually think these 'leak puns' are funny - in the -sense of way? ...


Well, nevermind me - I'm just tired of wading through just another thread with a zillion posts with no real news in them

And I guess I just want the album ... surprise...

 

[Tyagu_Anaykus]

Hey, MacPhisting I've sent you a PM

 

[Rosebud]

I'm sorry but I have to
------------


Some leaks are dry, no leaks have been leaky
No leaks have come clean, all leaks are sneaky
Some leaks take less, but most leaks take a million hours to download
Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor (ONOEZ!11)
NO leaks are quick, but most leaks are tempting
For most leaks you use more force than is necessary
Why won't a leak just drop in on us
Some leaks are better than others

For no leaks it all adds up
And what you got is NOT enough
Some leaks are better than others

Some leaks are slippy, other days sloppy
Some leaks are fake and motherfucking annoying
Your leak is fake but you think "it just might be"
Some leaks are better than others

Some leaks you find out were only bullshit
Every minute of the day you wish it would just leak
Each day you're sulky, fanticize about armed robbery
And some days you wonder if your psycologically ill

Some days you hear a voice
Telling you to download
Some leaks are better than others

Some leaks are honest, ALL OUR LEAKS ARE NOT
Some days you're thankful you don't own a gun
Some days you wake up in the army
What the fuck did I do last night?

Forget about work, obsess on the Blue Crack
Some days you wonder if you have carpal tunnel
Lookin' that one golden leak
Some leaks are better than others

Some days you feel deranged
You're making sense of this song pun
Some leaks are better than others

Some days you hear a voice
Telling you to download (doit nao)
Some leaks are better than others

 

[Gilead12]

Not again......

 

[adypole]

Yeah,
Lover, I want the leak
Wanna go where the bright torrents and the seeders meet
With a red guitar on fire... DESIRE!
She is a CD burning in my room, yeah I'm like the leaker, leaking the album soon...
Over the internet with a shotgun
pretty soon, everybody downloaded one
And the fever when I'm leaking inside her
DESIRE
leak...
And the download speed getting higher
DESIRE
downloading, I'm downloading baby.....
She is the pirate, she's my high-speed connection
Yeah, she's the promise of a new U2 album right after the election.
My sister, I can't leak the album too you, you see
Because Universal Music watermarked my CD copy
For the love of money money money money money money money money money money money
And the download speed, getting higher!
DESIRE!
DESIRE!
rip!
DESIRE!
Rip!

Halleluyah, Here the Leak Comes!!!!

EPIC win. literal lols all around!

 

[nirniva]

Yeah,
Lover, I want the leak
Wanna go where the bright torrents and the seeders meet
With a red guitar on fire... DESIRE!
She is a CD burning in my room, yeah I'm like the leaker, leaking the album soon...
Over the internet with a shotgun
pretty soon, everybody downloaded one
And the fever when I'm leaking inside her
DESIRE
leak...
And the download speed getting higher
DESIRE
downloading, I'm downloading baby.....
She is the pirate, she's my high-speed connection
Yeah, she's the promise of a new U2 album right after the election.
My sister, I can't leak the album too you, you see
Because Universal Music watermarked my CD copy
For the love of money money money money money money money money money money money
And the download speed, getting higher!
DESIRE!
DESIRE!
rip!
DESIRE!
Rip!

Halleluyah, Here the Leak Comes!!!!

No need to post any more leak puns, guys. Niceman just won.

 

[jag0918]

Shes Gonna Blow Your Leak Down

 

[nirniva]

Not again......

I'm pretty sure the mods have some super-secret new rule that this fad has to come back every 12 hours. That's my best guess.

 

[Rosebud]

No need to post any more leak puns, guys. Niceman just won.

I agree. Niceman, you win.

 

[mamaoe]

Get on your leaks

 

[jag0918]

Leaky Girls Are Best! / Lady with the Spinning Leak /

 

[Niceman]

I'm sorry but I have to
------------


Some leaks are dry, no leaks have been leaky
No leaks have come clean, all leaks are sneaky
Some leaks take less, but most leaks take a million hours to download
Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor (ONOEZ!11)
NO leaks are quick, but most leaks are tempting
For most leaks you use more force than is necessary
Why won't a leak just drop in on us
Some leaks are better than others

For no leaks it all adds up
And what you got is NOT enough
Some leaks are better than others

Some leaks are slippy, other days sloppy
Some leaks are fake and motherfucking annoying
Your leak is fake but you think "it just might be"
Some leaks are better than others

Some leaks you find out were only bullshit
Every minute of the day you wish it would just leak
Each day you're sulky, fanticize about armed robbery
And some days you wonder if your psycologically ill

Some days you hear a voice
Telling you to download
Some leaks are better than others

Some leaks are honest, ALL OUR LEAKS ARE NOT
Some days you're thankful you don't own a gun
Some days you wake up in the army
What the fuck did I do last night?

Forget about work, obsess on the Blue Crack
Some days you wonder if you have carpal tunnel
Lookin' that one golden leak
Some leaks are better than others

Some days you feel deranged
You're making sense of this song pun
Some leaks are better than others

Some days you hear a voice
Telling you to download (doit nao)
Some leaks are better than others

 

[shart1780]

Ito Leakashi.

 

[Rosebud]

If you thought THAT was funny, check out the parody done to this song in this thread:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f194/sexual-messages-in-u2s-songs-105950.html

It brings down the house.

 

[nirniva]

Ito Leakashi.

I'll see your Ito Leakashi and raise you a Hiroshi Suleakmoto.

EDIT: The guy who did the NLOTH cover, if you're confused. Man, we're getting desperate for material.

 

[Niceman]

No need to post any more leak puns, guys. Niceman just won.

Thanks! LOL!!!!

 

[boosterjuice]

maybe we should have a seperate thread for leak puns.

 

[nirniva]

maybe we should have a seperate thread for leak puns.

Yeah, we probably should.

Back on-topic, guys: Anyone hear of any leaks?



Anyone?



Screw this, I'm going back to leak puns.

 

[Niceman]

Get on your leaks

LEAK ON YOUR BOOTS!!!!!!

 

[Rosebud]

If you thought THAT was funny, check out the parody done to this song in this thread:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f194/sexual-messages-in-u2s-songs-105950.html

It brings down the house.

And in case you wouldn't like to wade through pages and pages, here you go, courtesy of bakedpony:

hmm i listened to zooropa and i observed these:
Some Days Are Better Than Others:

if you change "days" to "d**ks" see what happens on the first stanza:

"Some d**ks are dry, some d**ks are leaky
Some d**ks come clean, other d**ks are sneaky.
Some d**ks take less, but most d**ks take more
Some slip through your fingers and on to the floor.
Some d**ks are quick, but most d**ks are speedy
Some d**ks use more force than is necessary.
Some d**ks just drop in on us.
Some d**ks are better than others."

What a grand tradition here on Interference!

 

[digitize]

maybe we should have a seperate thread for leak puns.

Nah, 173 posts about nothing productive in one thread in an hour is good.

 

[Niceman]

maybe we should have a seperate thread for leak puns.

Maybe you should start a thread for hating on leak puns??????

 

[digitize]

And in case you wouldn't like to wade through pages and pages, here you go, courtesy of bakedpony:




What a grand tradition here on Interference!

Oh my God that made me crack up.

 

[adypole]

Why not use this thread? I meen, it's not like we're getting a leak or anything.