NBA 2023-24 Thread

[Hewson]

if the celtics don't win the title... besides health... this will be the #1 reason why...

fucking brown man.

Its not Brown.
It's Crazy Joe Mazzulla and the analytics he and the organization swear by. Shoot more 3's. Ignore easy 2s. It's baffling.
He gets uppity with the press when asked about it.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The other reasons would rhyme with "Cantentakoomo" and "Dillard".

Not the way they've been playing so far...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Its not Brown.
It's Crazy Joe Mazzulla and the analytics he and the organization swear by. Shoot more 3's. Ignore easy 2s. It's baffling.
He gets uppity with the press when asked about it.

Surrrre over the course of the entire game, but with the game on the line and a tie game? Heck, even if you wanted a three, this isn't a good shot.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I'm tired of Wizards legend Chris Paul

 

[Hewson]

Lillard with a back breaking 3 at the buzzer last night.
Point spread was 4.5.

 

[Hewson]

So...Josh Giddey...the pride of Australia...and a 14 year old girl?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I'm going to wait until an actual news site reports on it before I crucifix the kid. Obviously if it's true it's horrible and his carry, rightfully, is over.

 

[iron yuppie]

Crucifix him - like cast out a demon or something?

 

[DaveC]

The name o' Crikey compels ya!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

It was a long day of making turkey, ok folks?

I'm taking this up with Giddey's prime ministah

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Also either this story is fake, or X is helping the mass distribution of videos featuring multiple crimes. What in saying here folks is don't click any of those links unless you want Chris Hansen and the FBI to knock on your door.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

League is officially looking into it. FFS

 

[cobl04]

It's all a bit gross.

 

[cobl04]

Light that fuckin beam

 

[iron yuppie]

I really don't like this point differential element of the in-season tournament. Seemed incredibly awkward for everyone involved for the Cavs to be chucking up threes in the last few minutes of a blowout in a desperate bid to make the next round.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

once expansion happens we'll have 8 groups of 4 - only the group winners advance, everyone plays 6 pool games - home and home with each team.

differential will still exist but it won't be as big a deal with more games.

i also don't care much about the differential thing and kinda laugh at the players and coaches complaining about the "integrity of the game" when the reason why this thing exists is because players and coaches weren't taking early season regular season games seriously.

 

[mikal]

I am so excited that the Bucks won East Group B. One of the all time highlights as a fan.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Light the nest, or, I dunno

 

[Hewson]

What are the current odds for Tyrese Haliburton to win MVP?

 

[clerks]

I hope MLB takes this idea and just goes straight to playoffs and cancels the regular season.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

“During live play, the official felt that LA still had possession of the ball when LeBron James requested the timeout,” he said. “Through postgame video review in slow motion replay, we did see that Austin Reaves had his left hand on the ball while it’s pinned against his left leg, which does constitute control.”



No. Sorry. Not even close. Everyone can see the same replay. The ball was on the ground and rolling away from Reaved before LeBron ever turned around.

Refs make mistakes. It happens. But don't lie. You're only playing into the hands of the bozos who think the league is rigged.

 

[Hewson]

The league is rigged,

Signed:

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

we may only win 18 games this year, but at least we have bilal and a high draft pick

https://twitter.com/UsherNBA/status/1732750241290437002

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/johnhollinger/status/1732973674054271064?t=M8_KyFP2Y0KKG6HseWslaQ&s=19

 

[lazarus]

 

[DaveC]

 

[U2inUtah]

LeBron wins his 5th championship. Impressive

 

[phanan]

That was a predictable cameo.

Enjoy that worthless cup.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Raise the banner.