Mormon Bar, California Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

So far, we've visited...

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, And Are You A Jew, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. No Guys In This Thread Have Seen A Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid you Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Screwy's never had a Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. How Appropriate, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. Hot Hungarian Salami Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār roads, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys I hate you all, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Neverland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Editing this list is a Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best. Netherlands. Ever.
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Titz, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Titness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England
229. Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland
230. Feed the world, let them know it's Alfalfa time, Oregon
231. Usa, Oita, Japan
232. Le Tampon, Réunion
233. Yorkeys Knob, Queensland
234. Soddin' Mountain Goat Island, New South Wales
235. Glasscock County, Texas
236. Kouchibouguac National Park, New Brunswick, Whoooot Khanada
237. Frostproof, Florida
238. Double Trouble State Park, New Asswipe
239. Wasilla, Alaska
240. Obama, Fukui, Japan
241. The Beehive, Wellington, Bad Luck, New Zealand!
242. Chevy Chase, Maryland
243. John Key and his Disappointment Islands, French Polynesia
244. Chuuk, Federated States of Micronesia
245. Gaylord, Kansas

Now we arrive in a little ghost town known as Mormon Bar.

Mormon Bar, California - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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[Varitek]

:fuckyeah:

 

[cobl04]

Might as well drop a :fuckyeah:

Mormon bar. Reminds me. Two blokes stood at my door today. Didn't ring, didn't knock. Just stood and waited till I came to the door. Then they passed me a pamphlet on the bible and left. It was weird.

Started the fire well though.

 

[Varitek]

so i'm gonna have a bite and then go to the pharmacy, armed with the ability to say "i have strep" and "i take test."

 

[Axver]

:fucknogoawaymormonsyeah:

 

[Axver]

Might as well drop a :fuckyeah:

Mormon bar. Reminds me. Two blokes stood at my door today. Didn't ring, didn't knock. Just stood and waited till I came to the door. Then they passed me a pamphlet on the bible and left. It was weird.

Started the fire well though.

... the hell? How did you even know they were there?

Maybe they were slacking on their evangelism. "What, you only visited three houses today?" "Yeah, at this one, this guy took FOREVER to answer the door ..."

Here's hoping they play A Sigh for two hours!

Oh god!

I'll be yelling for Recurring Dream in a big way. Or if I get that on the first night, maybe something else improbable like Anyone Can Tell or Kare Kare.

 

[The Sad Punk]

:fuckthat'sweirddanny:

:fuckokayvazza:

 

[cobl04]

... the hell? How did you even know they were there?

Maybe they were slacking on their evangelism. "What, you only visited three houses today?" "Yeah, at this one, this guy took FOREVER to answer the door ..."

Well luckily I was walking to the study and the big front door was open so I saw them... but it was so weird.

Screw em. I also hate telemarkerters now. Whenver they start talking, and you can tell straight away, I say don't take this personally and hang up.

Oh god!

I'll be yelling for Recurring Dream in a big way. Or if I get that on the first night, maybe something else improbable like Anyone Can Tell or Kare Kare.

thought you'd like that

Recurring Dream would be awesome Hopefully they play When You Come again. Best bit about the gig I saw was that all the lesser know songs were the highlights.

 

[Axver]

Daniel, I was going to tell you to see my latest post on WTAHNN, but rather than telling you and everyone to go there just to click on a link in that post, here's the link in question: http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f288/im-disappointed-in-everything-u2-has-ever-done-104896.html

Still brings the lulz four years later.

 

[cobl04]

Daniel, I was going to tell you to see my latest post on WTAHNN, but rather than telling you and everyone to go there just to click on a link in that post, here's the link in question: http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f288/im-disappointed-in-everything-u2-has-ever-done-104896.html

Still brings the lulz four years later.

You, good sir, are a fucking legend. What did you search for?

 

[Axver]

Well luckily I was walking to the study and the big front door was open so I saw them... but it was so weird.

Screw em. I also hate telemarkerters now. Whenver they start talking, and you can tell straight away, I say don't take this personally and hang up.

That really is bloody peculiar. As for telemarketers, I put myself on the Do Not Call register. Still get them occasionally; I just hang up straight away.

thought you'd like that

Recurring Dream would be awesome Hopefully they play When You Come again. Best bit about the gig I saw was that all the lesser know songs were the highlights.

Hole In The River --> When You Come was the best moment of last year's gig for me. That and Fingers Of Love. I've heard most of my favourite Finn-related songs in concert over the years (heh, I've seen Neil in one band or another at least once every year from 2005 to now); from the Crowdies, I'm still hanging out for Recurring Dream and Kare Kare from my top five, so with two gigs and the band's tendency to play wildly different setlists, I'm hopeful I'll get at least one.

 

[Axver]

You, good sir, are a fucking legend. What did you search for?

Didn't need to search for anything - I've had it bookmarked for years!

I should go back and bookmark the Kunstmuseum too. It's the one other epic thread I can see myself frequently referencing in future.

 

[cobl04]

That really is bloody peculiar. As for telemarketers, I put myself on the Do Not Call register. Still get them occasionally; I just hang up straight away.

How do you do that? I want to know they shit me sooo much. I mean how do they even exist. Who ever buys something. The ones I hate are "you've one a free holiday." FUCK OFF.

Hole In The River --> When You Come was the best moment of last year's gig for me. That and Fingers Of Love. I've heard most of my favourite Finn-related songs in concert over the years (heh, I've seen Neil in one band or another at least once every year from 2005 to now); from the Crowdies, I'm still hanging out for Recurring Dream and Kare Kare from my top five, so with two gigs and the band's tendency to play wildly different setlists, I'm hopeful I'll get at least one.

It really was. Sensational's the only word. In fact I though Don't Dream It's Over was almost the lowlight the show was that good. Almost time to bump the thread I think, get timothius out of his hiding

Didn't need to search for anything - I've had it bookmarked for years!

I should go back and bookmark the Kunstmuseum too. It's the one other epic thread I can see myself frequently referencing in future.

That thread is probably the best since I've been here. And it just got better and better and better. Worked freakishly well.

 

[Axver]

How do you do that? I want to know they shit me sooo much. I mean how do they even exist. Who ever buys something. The ones I hate are "you've one a free holiday." FUCK OFF.

Here you go: https://www.donotcall.gov.au/

And yeah, I've always been baffled by that, but given how many people are employed in the sector, it must be making somebody money somewhere!

It really was. Sensational's the only word. In fact I though Don't Dream It's Over was almost the lowlight the show was that good. Almost time to bump the thread I think, get timothius out of his hiding

Yes! We need Timo back! And I agree about DDIO - honestly, I think it's just one of those soaring songs that you can't really recreate live, much like Pride.

That thread is probably the best since I've been here. And it just got better and better and better. Worked freakishly well.

It was ... stunning. My favourite Interference moments are the Kunstmuseum, the Wellington vs Auckland "arguments" Timo and I had during third leg Vertigo setlist parties, the I'm Disappointed In Everything U2 Has Ever Done thread, and the better Superthreads.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Daniel, I was going to tell you to see my latest post on WTAHNN, but rather than telling you and everyone to go there just to click on a link in that post, here's the link in question: http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f288/im-disappointed-in-everything-u2-has-ever-done-104896.html

Still brings the lulz four years later.

THANK YOU!

God, that's a great thread.

 

[Axver]

It's really tempting to start a thread on EYKIW entitled "I actually dislike all of U2's music".

Shame I don't.

 

[cobl04]

Here you go: https://www.donotcall.gov.au/

And yeah, I've always been baffled by that, but given how many people are employed in the sector, it must be making somebody money somewhere!

I'll never understand it. I always feel for some of the people, especially the non-Indians, but it's so annoying.

Yes! We need Timo back! And I agree about DDIO - honestly, I think it's just one of those soaring songs that you can't really recreate live, much like Pride.

Oh I agree. I wonder if he knows the tours are on? Do you converse with him outside of here?

It was ... stunning. My favourite Interference moments are the Kunstmuseum, the Wellington vs Auckland "arguments" Timo and I had during third leg Vertigo setlist parties, the I'm Disappointed In Everything U2 Has Ever Done thread, and the better Superthreads.

See I think I've probably missed the better superthreads. But ah well. Still good fun.

Setlist parties
Grupmy axver banned from said forum

 

[cobl04]

It's really tempting to start a thread on EYKIW entitled "I actually dislike all of U2's music".

Shame I don't.

You won't

Anyway I'm off, need some shuteye

 

[Axver]

Oh I agree. I wonder if he knows the tours are on? Do you converse with him outside of here?



See I think I've probably missed the better superthreads. But ah well. Still good fun.

Setlist parties
Grupmy axver banned from said forum

I assume he must post on some Finn forum somewhere. I do have his e-mail address lying around - might have to harass him. I haven't spoken to him in over a year.

Ah, memories ...

And yeah, you need to be around when we do something as a Superthread community, like have an album listening party or play iSketch. Always good times.

Have a good night!

 

[cobl04]

I assume he must post on some Finn forum somewhere. I do have his e-mail address lying around - might have to harass him. I haven't spoken to him in over a year.

Ah, memories ...

And yeah, you need to be around when we do something as a Superthread community, like have an album listening party or play iSketch. Always good times.

Have a good night!

The memories indeed, such as "Australia doesn't know quite what the fuck is happening 2004-2020"

Will do, don't know this isketch, i'll keep an eye out.

you to

 

[The Sad Punk]

Later, Danny!

Grupmy axver banned from said forum

Now I really wish I was around back then.

 

[cobl04]

I'm sure "how do i do dis live stream plz" after the 100000th time would get annoying. Axver at his best. When did you start posting? He'll be back

night

 

[Axver]

I'm sure "how do i do dis live stream plz" after the 100000th time would get annoying. Axver at his best. When did you start posting? He'll be back

night

I was banned from the tour forums for a few weeks after the Aussie tour was postponed ... the postponement thread was heated and I think I had some fairly harsh words for a few people, including the moderators. Kind of bit the hand holding the banhammer.

As for iSketch, it's this great online pictionary game that has been the death of numerous Superthreads lately!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Haha, I'm reading the original Stop (The Poverty) thread.

 

[Axver]

Oh, and wey hey hey, guess what's coming up in a week! The nine month anniversary of Superthreads. It's been a long gestation, but finally the baby's du- wait, what? Anyway, we've celebrated the three and six month anniversaries, so I suppose something special is in order for nine months too. But what? After three months, we hit Whorehouse Meadow, while after six months, it was Museum Voor Oude Kunst.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh, and wey hey hey, guess what's coming up in a week! The nine month anniversary of Superthreads. It's been a long gestation, but finally the baby's du- wait, what? Anyway, we've celebrated the three and six month anniversaries, so I suppose something special is in order for nine months too. But what? After three months, we hit Whorehouse Meadow, while after six months, it was Museum Voor Oude Kunst.

Hah, already? This year's gone too quickly like. Are we going to go to another Kunstmuseum, or what?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Sweet baby Jesus, look at the top of this page:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f288/rumored-song-stop-the-poverty-153174-9.html

 

[Axver]

Hah, already? This year's gone too quickly like. Are we going to go to another Kunstmuseum, or what?

Yeah, perhaps; there's got to be something funny around in a German-speaking country.

I'm thinking we should avoid Liechtenstein, though. It's rather limited for locations in the first place, and it seems we're using those for the hundreds threads.

Sweet baby Jesus, look at the top of this page:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f288/rumored-song-stop-the-poverty-153174-9.html

Do you view 10 or 15 posts per page? Because that could totally link me to the wrong place. I view 10.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Yeah, perhaps; there's got to be something funny around in a German-speaking country.

I'm thinking we should avoid Liechtenstein, though. It's rather limited for locations in the first place, and it seems we're using those for the hundreds threads.



Do you view 10 or 15 posts per page? Because that could totally link me to the wrong place. I view 10.

Have we been to Luxembourg yet? You know, I'm sure we could find something in there. It's a novelty, at least.

Oh, I thought that might be a problem. I view 15. In any case, it should be on the last page. You should recognise the hilarity.

 

[Axver]

Have we been to Luxembourg yet? You know, I'm sure we could find something in there. It's a novelty, at least.

Oh, I thought that might be a problem. I view 15. In any case, it should be on the last page. You should recognise the hilarity.

No, we haven't. I'm pretty sure somebody once found a Kunstmuseum in Luxembourg though, so yeah, we should be able to dig up something worthwhile.

Ha, I just read to there. Oh dear.