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ABEL's
The blurry wedding yesterday afternoon between hot ILuvLarryMullen and her groom, The Wanderer, was carried off quietly. The bride wore a long cold hat with slimy edging and a purple neckline. At the end of the silly ceremony, there wasn't a dry flower in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is an extravagent man, just the type of clown we wanted for our sad daughter." The happy couple left midst a flurry of devilish congratulations, to spend a sultry honeymoon visiting poppies in Larry's house. They are sure to live loudly for many years.
ILuvLarryMullen's
The hairy wedding yesterday afternoon between crunchy ABEL and her groom, deathbear, was carried off quietly. The bride wore a long elevated lemon with leathery edging and a craptastic neckline. At the end of the snotty ceremony, there wasn't a dry mullet in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is a horny man, just the type of smilie we wanted for our pale daughter." The chunky couple left midst a flurry of squishy congratulations, to spend a lovely honeymoon visiting moobs in the random thread. They are sure to live sexily for many years.