A|catura
Acrobat
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.