sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
What are the next whines gonna be about? The tour - for the 99th time? The album? The band name? Bono's arse?
Here are my bets on the future topics:
1 How dare U2 call a song Vertigo? They are being highly insensitive towards people with a fear of heights.
2. How dare they subtly criticise gay people by calling a song A Man And A Woman?
3. How dare they use 2 of the same chords in two different songs? How dare Bono use the word "peace" in his lyrics for more than one song? They're just trying to fob us off with the "U2 sound".
4. How dare Bono give a shit about trying to make the world a better place - he should surely stick to music because that's FAR more important than helping millions of starving people.
5. How dare Edge take off his hat?
You get the idea. It wouldn't surprise me if any or all of these threads came to life. I despair!
Here are my bets on the future topics:
1 How dare U2 call a song Vertigo? They are being highly insensitive towards people with a fear of heights.
2. How dare they subtly criticise gay people by calling a song A Man And A Woman?
3. How dare they use 2 of the same chords in two different songs? How dare Bono use the word "peace" in his lyrics for more than one song? They're just trying to fob us off with the "U2 sound".
4. How dare Bono give a shit about trying to make the world a better place - he should surely stick to music because that's FAR more important than helping millions of starving people.
5. How dare Edge take off his hat?
You get the idea. It wouldn't surprise me if any or all of these threads came to life. I despair!