It's Official: Next U2 moans?

[sallycinnamon78]

What are the next whines gonna be about? The tour - for the 99th time? The album? The band name? Bono's arse?

Here are my bets on the future topics:

1 How dare U2 call a song Vertigo? They are being highly insensitive towards people with a fear of heights.

2. How dare they subtly criticise gay people by calling a song A Man And A Woman?

3. How dare they use 2 of the same chords in two different songs? How dare Bono use the word "peace" in his lyrics for more than one song? They're just trying to fob us off with the "U2 sound".

4. How dare Bono give a shit about trying to make the world a better place - he should surely stick to music because that's FAR more important than helping millions of starving people.

5. How dare Edge take off his hat?

You get the idea. It wouldn't surprise me if any or all of these threads came to life. I despair!

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Sorry, I forgot

6. How dare U2 tour? They're too old.

7. How dare U2 not play in *add name of tiny little village with approximately 160 residents*?

 

[lauren430]

8) How dare Bono not wear tight leather pants 24/7?

 

[sallycinnamon78]

9. How dare U2 release an album? They're just trying to make money.

 

[Doozer61]

merge???


move???


U2 in IO???



thats all i'm sayin'

 

[sallycinnamon78]

10. How dare Doozer criticise my thread, even if it's tongue-in-cheek? I BLAME U2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[beegee]

i'm going to whine about U2 in io.

 

[Diemen]

They've already done #4. Seriously. And they've done #7 before, too. But I bet as soon as the dates are announced tomorrow, #7 will be the first one to pop up again.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

i'm going to whine about U2 in io.

Am I in the wrong place then? I thought this would be the best place to rip the piss out of the whiners. Bear in mind I'm fairly new to IO...

 

[Doozer61]

i'm going to whine about U2 in io.

you can do whatever you want wherever you want

 

[beli]

Oh, thats my fault. I made a whiney thread yesterday. I forgot about the no U2 in IO rule

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Ah. I didn't realise. Here, mods! *whistles*

 

[beli]

We could just change the topic.

Like, yesterday beli made TWO series of stupid posts. Was there a third somewhere?

 

[lauren430]

You know, it doesn't say that under the IO description; I know it's like an "unofficial" rule or whatever but I think since it doesn't say it anything should be fair game

 

[beegee]

you can do whatever you want wherever you want

 

[beegee]

You know, it doesn't say that under the IO description; I know it's like an "unofficial" rule or whatever but I think since it doesn't say it anything should be fair game

hahahahahaha.

you think so, eh?

 

[Doozer61]

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107565&highlight=forum+description

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Well that one fell flat on it's arse. I was enjoying my bit of sarcastic bullshit.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Okay... well it's UNOFFICIAL then. I've asked K to shift it

 

[sallycinnamon78]

I like to Officially Ignore the Rules.

Yay! What ya gonna do people? Eat my brain? You'll have to find it first!

 

[Doozer61]

that might be true!

 

[neutral]

Did somebody say brain?

 

[sallycinnamon78]

that might be true!

Cheeky sod

 

[Doozer61]

 

[verte76]

I'm shocked.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

I'm shocked.

by what?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

next will be the eating of the brains... lightly salted, of course.

 

[neutral]

Where is fah with the damn sporks. I am not eating with my hands tonight.

 

[Sicy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm brains