Top 10 Stupidest Things Bonochick Has Ever Done
10. She stuck her finger in an electrical socket.
9. She got her arm stuck behind her bed while she was naked and couldn't free herself for over 15 minutes.
8. She got her arm stuck between her chair and the metal bar that attached it to her desk in middle school, causing worries that they were going to have to cut the metal to get her out.
7. She saw that the Coke fountain pop dispenser had an "Out Of Order" sign on it, but she just had to make sure...and she ended up spraying Coke everywhere, and it wouldn't stop.
6. She sculpted a bed out of snow and tried to sleep in it.
5. At a speech in front of her senior class, she commented that she liked one of the male teacher's small stuff...not realizing the innuendo until after it had been said.
4. She made out with a tree and got sap stuck in her hair, resulting in a call to the salon for advice as to how to get it out...once the stylists stopped laughing, they were able to help her.
3. She dropped her lunch tray and fell in middle school, and her ass landed in mashed potatoes.
2. When trying to put the parking brake on in driver's ed, she popped the trunk instead, prompting the very old instructor to say, "In all my years of teaching, nobody has EVER made THAT mistake!"
And the #1 stupidest thing Bonochick has ever done............
1. She gave her phone number to weirdos on the Internet.