It's Official...I'm hammered.

[HeadsOnSticks]

too many ultimate long island iced teas will do that to ya.


ok! let's party!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

HOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is my drink???

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

sorry, i closed my tab out already.

we'll have to go somewhere else. f this place!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Lets go!

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

ok! it's on! like donkey kong!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Where are we going?

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

anywhere you want. i can't drive, so i've gotta bum a ride off you. k?

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

sure, i'll be there in a few minutes. we can cab it home.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

sweet. gotta stick to the hard alcohol tho. no ing 2nite.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

ok, whatever you need.
i'm buying.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

it is so on. can we karaoke?

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Sure!

Will you sing Mambo No. 5?

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

uhhhh, no.


how about party girl?

i know a girl. a girl called party. paaaartyyy girrrl.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

i love you hos.
seriously.
i love drunk posting.
i love alcohol.
i love mk too.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

i love you hos.
seriously.
i love drunk posting.
i love alcohol.
i love mk too.

i know! it'z sooo much fun.
amd yes, MK is tha shiznit!

 

[cell]

dude. chill.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

dude. chill.

that was harsh.

 

[IWasBored]

if i had a hammer...

there was this kids song i used to think woody gutherie wrote that i used to listen to when i was little. something like 'i dropped my hammer...pick it up pick it up' yeah i really don't remember...i hated the song.

*SMASH*

 

[Sicy]

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

 

[IWasBored]

mc hammer

 

[Salome]

this really isn't a very good thread

and I know a lot about not very good threads :slantier:

 

[zonelistener]

is :slantier: french?

 

[Salome]

you can ask me once
you can ask me twice
but I won't go french on you

 

[beegee]

i would be so ecstatic if this was my thread.

 

[zonelistener]

I you lowercase.

you are the bestest.

 

[beegee]

i YOU, zoney. so much that i just used caps.

 

[zonelistener]

CAPS

 

[Salome]

still not a really good thread though

 

[JessicaAnn]

Posting while drunk

Reading threads posted by drunk people when you're sober