IO: The Family!!!!

[UberBeaver]

Funkito

Ergo

Sum

MOTHERFUCKERS

Or as we* like to say in the Boogie Down: F.E.S. UP MOTHERFUCKER!






















*I've been there a couple of times. Used to drive through it every day.

 

[No spoken words]

Or as we* like to say in the Boogie Down: F.E.S. UP MOTHERFUCKER!






















*I've been there a couple of times. Used to drive through it every day.

I actually lived there for 24 years, so, there's that.


MOTHERFUCKER

 

[No spoken words]

Who are you? What are you doing in my family's abode?

I'm:

1) Hydrated

2) Funkified

3) Down with Beav and Elfa

4) Funkified

5) Funkified

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

uncle NSW?

 

[redhotswami]

i think Britt (aka Goddess) needs to repost the family tree...i don't remember how i got here either. i just know that i'm pantless and without vodka

 

[No spoken words]

I'd love to be adopted, frankly, but if not, I can stumble on in and be an insane neighbor.

Whatever it takes, y'all.

 

[phillyfan26]

Beav: stay on your own fucking couch already. I don't care if you're down with NSW. Stay on your own couch.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'd love to be adopted, frankly, but if not, I can stumble on in and be an insane neighbor.

Whatever it takes, y'all.

can we keep him?

 

[UberBeaver]

Beav: stay on your own fucking couch already. I don't care if you're down with NSW. Stay on your own couch.

I've marked them all. So there's that.

 

[No spoken words]

Beav: stay on your own fucking couch already. I don't care if you're down with NSW. Stay on your own couch.

Oh, he'll refute being down with me, don't you worry Mr. Fontane.

 

[phillyfan26]

I've marked them all. So there's that.

Uncle Dan's gonna have to find a new couch.

And by "find a new one" I mean "steal someone elses."

 

[No spoken words]

Uncle Dan's gonna have to find a new couch.

And by "find a new one" I mean "steal someone elses."

Is this confirmed?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I've marked them all. So there's that.

god dammit! not again!

 

[phillyfan26]

Is this confirmed?

Yes. And by that I mean rumored.

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh, he'll refute being down with me, don't you worry Mr. Fontane.

Dude, the only thing I would refute is a lack of funk. And the way shit's been going - there is no lack of funk, id est, nothing to be refuted. So STFU and funkify, testify - shit any kind of "ify" you want, so long as it's full on and all out funky.

 

[phillyfan26]

Is that what you call it? Funkifying?

Quit funkifying my couch, douche bag.

 

[No spoken words]

Dude, the only thing I would refute is a lack of funk. And the way shit's been going - there is no lack of funk, id est, nothing to be refuted. So STFU and funkify, testify - shit any kind of "ify" you want, so long as it's full on and all out funky.

Shit, sucka, the one thing I DO know how to do is bring the Funk. Was born to do it, son.

 

[UberBeaver]

Is that what you call it? Funkifying?

Quit funkifying my couch, douche bag.

Shut yo pasty-ass mouth, cracker. You wouldn't know funk if it came up through the floor at 4 am and woke you're tired, lazy ass up. So if you're hearing some noise, that's just me and and the boys. HIT ME! You gotta hit the band. Funk not only moves, it removes. Is there funk after death? Sheeeeet, is seven up? OW!

 

[phillyfan26]

Word it got to be, man. Shit goes down when the lights go out, but yo' shit need to stay where yo' shit got to do it like you do. Funk is fresh 'n' fly, but it got to be yo' funk. Yo' funk stays in yo' place, my funk stays in my place. You feel me, G? Word is bond. I'm king o' da funk.

Sheeeeeeeeet.

 

[redhotswami]

Them calls me the funkdafied, funkalistic, vocalistic with the real shit, we got the shit you can't funk wit. Why? Because we so funkdafied.

 

[UberBeaver]

Word it got to be, man. Shit goes down when the lights go out, but yo' shit need to stay where yo' shit got to do it like you do. Funk is fresh 'n' fly, but it got to be yo' funk. Yo' funk stays in yo' place, my funk stays in my place. You feel me, G? Word is bond. I'm king o' da funk.

Sheeeeeeeeet.

Rule #1 of Funk: Don't Segregate the Funk. Man, you phail Funk 101.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You guys are getting funk all over the furniture...

 

[phillyfan26]

Rule #1 of Funk: Don't Segregate the Funk. Man, you phail Funk 101.

The funk don't follow your rules. The funk is. Period. Sheeeeeet, man you can't stop the funk. You can only hope to contain him. Your little bitch-ass rules ain't gonna stop the funk. The funk rides the funk train, it never derails. Epic phail.

 

[UberBeaver]

The funk don't follow your rules. The funk is. Period. Sheeeeeet, man you can't stop the funk. You can only hope to contain him. Your little bitch-ass rules ain't gonna stop the funk. The funk rides the funk train, it never derails. Epic phail.

Rule #2 of Funk: Funk is never to be stopped, nor contained. Funk is to be gone with. Funk is to be allowed to flow*.










*FLOW, MOTHER FUCKERS! LEARN IT!

 

[phillyfan26]

Amen. The funk flows with your words of funky flow.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Make my funk the P.Funk

 

[No spoken words]

Have the adoption papers been signed yet?

 

[phillyfan26]

Heads up, Elfa. I need to come by your house and pick up a fax.

 

[UberBeaver]

Have the adoption papers been signed yet?

First you need to get a job. THen you need to bring me my JUICE PIZZA. Then maybe we'll move forward on the paperwork.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Have the adoption papers been signed yet?

I'm waiting for my Step-Mother's approval, she's in charge and you don't want to piss her off... things get... ugly...