IO: The Family!!!!

[U2isthebest]

talk to Mel and Brit... it's their fault.

Mel Gibson? I thought he was clean again, sugartits.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Mel = LemonMelon

could he also be Mel Gibson? I don't know...

sugartits?

 

[U2isthebest]

Mel = LemonMelon

could he also be Mel Gibson? I don't know...

sugartits?

I think he is.



















*sugartits is how drunk Mel Gibson referred to a female police office when he got arrested last year. It's a classy move. Bonus points if you can tell me what movie that line came from.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Me, Myself and Irene - 2000

 

[U2isthebest]

Me, Myself and Irene - 2000

Wrong. (Maybe right, I haven't see that movie)

I was thinking,
Fast Times At Ridgemont High-1982.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I am never wrong.

 

[U2isthebest]

I am never wrong.

Bwahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!! ROTFLOL










NO.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Stalker, you phail.

 

[U2isthebest]

Stalker, you phail.

Aren't you back in jail again? Why are you talking to me?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Jail? To visit you? nah.

 

[U2isthebest]

Jail? To visit you? nah.

No dear, you're the one in jail.

You were stalking Conan O'Brien remember? This is pages ago....keep up.

 

[RedRocksU2]

really?

 

[U2isthebest]

really?

Yes. I have to go. Visiting hours are almost up and your macho buddy from cell block D is waiting for you.

 

[U2isthebest]

Where are you damn people? I blacked out from all that apple Absolut last night.

 

[waynetravis]

I'm so young, I forget I have a family

Or is it that I'm so old...I cant remember

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Where are you damn people? I blacked out from all that apple Absolut last night.

you mean paint thinner with apple slices floating in it?

 

[U2isthebest]

you mean paint thinner with apple slices floating in it?

Shut up, I will cut you!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

there you go getting all violent again...

 

[U2isthebest]

there you go getting all violent again...

I am Compton!!!!111111111!!11

 

[kafrun]

Oh children

 

[LemonMelon]

Shut up, I will cut you!

With a rolling pin?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

With a rolling pin?

oh snap...

 

[U2isthebest]

There is no knife here. I work with what I have.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm going to rehab and AA and all that and when I come out I expect you all to do the things I tell you to do. NOW, FIRST THING, FIND ME MY GIN AND .... PIZZA. I want GIN AND PIZZA!

 

[redhotswami]

dude. you can't roll down the street sippin on gin and pizza!

 

[UberBeaver]

I can if it's JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!

JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!
vJUICE PIZZA!
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JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!

vvJUICE PIZZA!



JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!
JUICE PIZZA!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

what just happened?

 

[UberBeaver]

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I had some sort of bad dream.....I think.

 

[No spoken words]

Funkito

Ergo

Sum

MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[U2isthebest]

Funkito

Ergo

Sum

MOTHERFUCKERS

Who are you? What are you doing in my family's abode?