IO#go someplace else you Dutch sex prowlers

[Angela Harlem]

what the hell in gods name is that thing?

 

[Tomer]

that miss harlem
is some kind of cow

 

[Angela Harlem]

no tom. that is some giant mammoth woolly mammoth type beast thing.


im fascinated.

 

[Tomer]

that, miss harlem
is some kind of cow

 

[Angela Harlem]

technically it would be a bull if it were indeed a bovine due to it's horns, but tom....this is a cow.

 

[Tomer]

okay
its a bull

 

[Angela Harlem]

why is it so hairy

 

[Rono]

what the hell in gods name is that thing?

What's a big cud-chewing Scottish cow have to do with preserving public decency?

 

[Tomer]

why is it so hairy

because cows dont know how to shave

 

[Angela Harlem]

im serious guys. your cows have severe issues.

you people are so bloody strange!

everyone, listen. there is something wrong with holland. look at that cow bull woolly thing. does this look normal to you all?????????

 

[Tomer]

aussies are upsidedown i tell you
they are mixed up

 

[Angela Harlem]

our cows look like cows!!!!!!!!
yours are prehistoric beasts!

tom, truly. you guys are all nutty. been to too many cafes methinks.

 

[Tomer]

we dont discriminate and let all cows in that want to get in
you're too picky

 

[Angela Harlem]

they shouldnt exist! they dont look like normal cows!

they dont even want to assimilate.
: pfffft :

 

[Tomer]

we keep the presumed extinct alive
this way we will once rule his earth

 

[Angela Harlem]

you'll never rule squat with arse ugly cattle like that tommie dear

 

[Tomer]

ha!
one day you will all beg us for help
who knows what that hair is good for?

 

[Angela Harlem]

um, try NOTHING?!

its useless as tits on a bull. lets face it, that is the fugliest bloody animal ever.


EVER!

 

[Tomer]

fugly

looks cooler than your "cows"

which we in holland have too
at least our country is plural

well,
sometimes

 

[Angela Harlem]

it also looks a bit dumb, like its a stupid cow. i dont know if cows have varying levels of intelligence, but it looks likke it might be the village idiot among its cow peers.



i could pick faults with this pathetic creature all day.

 

[Tomer]

make another list!

 

[Rono]

our cows look like cows!!!!!!!!
yours are prehistoric beasts!

tom, truly. you guys are all nutty. been to too many cafes methinks.

Salome, you realy need this ?

 

[Tomer]

no-one does rono,

no-one does

 

[Angela Harlem]

Salome, you realy need this ?

you too tommie

your cows suck. lets ban dutch cows.

 

[Rono]

you too tommie

your cows suck. lets ban dutch cows.

It is a scotish cow anyway.

 

[Tomer]

no

lets ban

um

ill get back on this later, okay

 

[Tomer]

yes i got it
lets ban my right wrist for a few days

 

[Rono]

yes i got it
lets ban my right wrist for a few days

 

[Tomer]

o wow
i made someone laugh

 

[Rono]

o wow
i made someone laugh

Just be carefull when you try to milk this cow.