IO#go someplace else you Dutch sex prowlers

[BAW]

Mayor van Hoogdalem-Arkema is a big party pooper

Having Sex Until the Cows Come Home

Fri Sep 10, 8:35 AM ET


AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - What's a big cud-chewing Scottish cow have to do with preserving public decency?

According to the mayor of a small Dutch town, allowing Highland heifers to graze in a nearby nature reserve will help deter couples who have scandalized the upright citizens of Spaarnwoude with their open-air sex antics.

Mayor Ellen van Hoogdalem-Arkema said the brazen behavior of amorous outdoor enthusiasts has angered and embarrassed people walking their dogs in the reserve or taking their grandchildren for a stroll.

"Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public and apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex," the mayor said.

The idea of using cows to cool passions in the park originated from another nature reserve south of Amsterdam, which saw an unexpectedly serendipitous reduction in sex prowlers after allowing the cows to graze in its fields.

Van Hoogdalem-Arkema said that the reserve's status as public land made problem tricky to solve and urgent.

"I just got off the phone with a man who was cycling in the area with his children, when suddenly two naked men came running across the road." she added with a sigh.

 

[Tomer]

not all the dutch are party poopers though

 

[BAW]

not all Dutch are sex prowlers either

 

[zoney!]

is this Tomers town?

I mean, is this why you have to spend hours at the computer(to avoid sex prowlers)?

 

[Tomer]

no this is not my town

luckily

 

[Doozer61]

i thought this was about the cows having sex

 

[BAW]

I like saying "van Hoogdalem"

 

[Tomer]

record it

 

[nbcrusader]

cow chips prevent pregnancy???

 

[EPandAmerica]

cow chips prevent pregnancy???

 

[zoney!]

they are the new sponge!

 

[Doozer61]

gives a whole new meaning to "sponge worthy"

 

[JessicaAnn]

Speaking as the official dairy state representative, I would like to say that there's no chance the Mayor's plan will work.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

cow chips prevent pregnancy???

well...technically speaking, the smell would probably be enough to keep anyone away from the goods, much in the way skunk spray would make an effective contraceptive.

 

[Sicy]

I thought you were referring to the testje's .......

 

[BAW]

 

[fah]

Why does it have to be a Scottish cow

 

[Salome]

probably because of the kilts

 

[Angela Harlem]

How do these amorous dutch get around all the dykes then? Huh?

 

[Tomer]

you poeple dont know anything about the netherlands

i must decide wether its good or bad like that

 

[fah]

Everything I know about the Netherlands:

Beer
Windmills
Tulips
AJax
Clogs

 

[Tomer]

keep the ajax part

the rest is crap

 

[BAW]

keep the ajax part

the rest is crap

I think this proves you wrong

 

[Tomer]

now thats exactly what i mean

did you record it ?

 

[BAW]

did you record it ?

I'm afraid I'm not quite ready to share my van Hoogdalem with the world...yet.

Maybe later after I've had a few glasses of birthday cheer

 

[Tomer]

we'll hear from you
ill record you an english word too

ask laura how i sound











[the answer is "crappy" anyway]

 

[fah]

keep the ajax part

the rest is crap

Strange...that sounds like something Mr fah would say. He is the owner of an Ajax jersey

 

[Tomer]

Strange...that sounds like something Mr fah would say. He is the owner of an Ajax jersey

all hail MR FAH

 

[zoney!]

Ajax is a cleaner, no?

 

[Doozer61]

How do these amorous dutch get around all the dykes then? Huh?

aren't the dykes having sex too?