Ali Rose
New Yorker
*beats self up* Why am i such a weinie??? ....Gater round i have a story about me being a total loser and the reason i will be single forever....
Setting: last month, Pickled Parrot for drinks with the Co-workers.
Me: ends up tipping back a couple too many and sees random cute/nice guy working behind bar. So my Coworker finds out and says hes good friends with the guy (We'll call him Chad...cuz thats his name)
Coworker: makes him come over and say hi.
Me: *crawls under chair and dies of embarrasment*
Fast Fwd to today at work
Coworker guy: So would you wanna go to dinner with Chad? He asked me about you yesterday...I think i'll give him your number....
Me: *crawls under chair again* NO WAY. YOU WOULDN"T.
Coworker: *steals said number from rolodex and will be giving it to Chad tonight*
Me: *throws cell phone in river and moves to Abu Dhabi*
Why can't i just be normal and date like everyone else does? Am I 12 years old? I'm scared to go out with him cuz he's way out of my league- one of those super good looking i go to the gym 3 times a day and shop at Banana republic kinda guys.....and because, its just weird to be set up...I seriously think just asking someone on a date before you even know them is just awkward and lame......? Someone correct me if i'm wrong...I have a week to gather myself for this atrocious event.....GAH!!!
Setting: last month, Pickled Parrot for drinks with the Co-workers.
Me: ends up tipping back a couple too many and sees random cute/nice guy working behind bar. So my Coworker finds out and says hes good friends with the guy (We'll call him Chad...cuz thats his name)
Coworker: makes him come over and say hi.
Me: *crawls under chair and dies of embarrasment*
Fast Fwd to today at work
Coworker guy: So would you wanna go to dinner with Chad? He asked me about you yesterday...I think i'll give him your number....
Me: *crawls under chair again* NO WAY. YOU WOULDN"T.
Coworker: *steals said number from rolodex and will be giving it to Chad tonight*
Me: *throws cell phone in river and moves to Abu Dhabi*
Why can't i just be normal and date like everyone else does? Am I 12 years old? I'm scared to go out with him cuz he's way out of my league- one of those super good looking i go to the gym 3 times a day and shop at Banana republic kinda guys.....and because, its just weird to be set up...I seriously think just asking someone on a date before you even know them is just awkward and lame......? Someone correct me if i'm wrong...I have a week to gather myself for this atrocious event.....GAH!!!