Spoilers ahead, but I'm not tagging it because, seriously, it's been weeks.
The finale was pretty crap. I really liked the penultimate episode but, like last season, the final two minutes of the finale were hilariously bad, so much so that I'm looking forward to the next season purely because we can get past it. I would argue that driving a car through a house (which I suggested he would do about a minute before he did, in jest, and was horrified to actually see it come to pass) is a greater shark jump than Cuddy dumping her fiancee because House had a sad, but it's close. Cuddy is just a shithouse character now, more emotion and spite than human. And House is just an excuse for the writers to indulge in juvenile behavior and destruction. If someone were to watch the pilot, not having seen the rest of the series, and then flip over to the finale, they would laugh themselves into a coma.
The sad thing is that, in many ways, the show improved in season 7. Taub has evolved into a funny, engrossing character, Omar Epps actually seems to be having fun for once, and Chase is his old self again. In every way but House and Cuddy's characterizations, season 7 was a blast. But, you know, House, Cuddy and Huddy have become the show. Fuck.
Ways the writers can resolve this whole mess:
1. Have House reflect on what just occurred in his strung out state and laugh himself into a coma. Cuddy will come to his side a la the season 4 finale and everything will be OK again. Show ends with their wedding; Taub fucks a bridesmaid.
2. Have House and Wilson start a homosexual relationship in Cuddy's absence. Show ends with their wedding; Taub fucks some woman just because.
3. Have everyone but Taub die in a hospital fire; show becomes a zany sitcom involving Jewish humor and madcap baby antics.
4. Have House get his leg caught in a woodchipper for some reason and suddenly become a great guy. Cuddy falls in love with him again and divorces her husband (Taub); show ends with her giving him a blowjob as he pops Vicodin to enhance the experience.
5. All of the above: House laughs himself into a coma and Cuddy comes to his rescue, but doesn't immediately marry him. Instead, she fucks around with his emotions for about 12 episodes during which he has a spiteful fling with Wilson. Then he gets his leg caught in a woodchipper and becomes a great guy, so Cuddy decides to divorce Taub, who fucks one of their bridesmaids out of spite, and because he's an asshole. The show centers on Taub from this point; when Huddy arrives back from their honeymoon, everyone but Taub dies in a hospital fire, leaving him and his kids to their zany antics. The show ends at a bris; Shaky the Mohel guest stars.
THE END.