MadelynIris
Refugee
http://www.testic.co.uk/
The Geography of a Woman:
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia: Half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan: Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina: She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq: She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada: Very wide, quiet, and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia: With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become West Belfast or Limerick: Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man: Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe: Ruled by a dick.
The Geography of a Woman:
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia: Half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan: Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina: She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq: She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada: Very wide, quiet, and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia: With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become West Belfast or Limerick: Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man: Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe: Ruled by a dick.