Aardvark747 said:
It's good but not as classic as Lisa's Union Strike Song....
come gather 'round children
its high time ye learned
about a hero named homer
and a devil named burns
Aardvark747 said:
It's good but not as classic as Lisa's Union Strike Song....
D'oh! said:
come gather 'round children
its high time ye learned
about a hero named homer
and a devil named burns
tarquinsuperb said:
Zookeeper: Boy, that Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke. What television network is he on?
Bart: Why, NBC, of course.
Lisa: NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat.
Wiggum: Do you think there's anything great on NBC right now?
Homer: Oh, I'm sure of it.
Marge: But there's only one way to find out.
[cut to the closing credits]
Homer [voice-over]: I'd like to read the following statement, but I do so under ... [sound of gun cocking] ... my own free will. It has come to my attention that NBC sucks. I apologize for misleading you and urge you to watch as many Fox shows as possible. So in summary, NBC -- bad. Fox -- good. [sotto voce] CBS great.
[sound of gunshot, followed by a thud. The Gracie Studios logo appears, accompanied by three gunshots]
D'oh! said:Lisa: I guess u could say that i want to bring out the 'Milhouse' in Nelson.
Milhouse: But im all Milhouse! Plus my mom says i am the handsomest guy in school.
dsmith2904 said:
"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man."
tarquinsuperb said:We do need more Lionel Hutz comments on here I think. This one I think is the best:
"I've argued in front of every judge in this state - often as a lawyer."
beau2ifulday said:Homer - 'Bart, I don't wanna alarm you but we think there could be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house'