I can't help but feel flattered by your meager attempts to copy the recent randooomer threads... but this is too tame... even for you guys. Its desperate, and in a way kind of pathetic... wait a second... maybe I do like this thread... it very much resembles my ramblings.
I think I feel the crosshairs... those crazy bastards have crossed the border and are after me... not even my hockey sticks can save me now... bring it on... how about a nice curling rock in the jowls, or jewels... your choice really