Bono injured in cycling accident

[lazarus]

You never heard someone say NADA as in no!

The above clip made me wonder: don't the doctors limit you to just a couple hours of internet a day?

 

[U2loverforever]

The above clip made me wonder: don't the doctors limit you to just a couple hours of internet a day?

I could say same to you.


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[Headache in a Suitcase]

Aren't iPads considered contraband?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

i left my feminine hygiene products in the contraband box at the airport once

 

[U2loverforever]

Aren't iPads considered contraband?

If you mean are they addictive
, sometimes


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[U2loverforever]

If you mean are they addictive
, sometimes


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Maybe my criminal ex got his hot hands on it


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[U2loverforever]

i left my feminine hygiene products in the contraband box at the airport once

I think you are part alien.


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[Mrs. Garrison]

which part?

i only go to the airport to get my freebie from the TSA. That and i like to sleep on the baggage carousel once ive had too many cock tails.

 

[U2loverforever]

which part?

i only go to the airport to get my freebie from the TSA. That and i like to sleep on the baggage carousel once ive had too many cock tails.

The cock! Part


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[david]

Sleeping and death are pretty much the same thing guys.

I totally died after dinner tonight for about an hour.

 

[U2loverforever]

I totally died after dinner tonight for about an hour.

LOVE IT!


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[biff]

The cock! Part


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Definitely trolling - can't be that stupid and humourless and then refer to cocks (which are inherently hilarous).

 

[mikal]

Anyone else smell an alter?

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[Kieran McConville]

I'm actually Sting 2, guys.

 

[mikal]

I'm Cactus Annie

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[mikal]

And U2man

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[Headache in a Suitcase]

I invented the retractable roofed stadium.

 

[biff]

I'm Cactus Annie

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No one sane would admit to that - so you must be her.

 

[biff]

I invented the retractable roofed stadium.

But do you eat gas station meatloaf?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I'm me.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm me.

Don't...jerk me around, fella.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

This thread keeps on giving....



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[mikal]

I don't wanna be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately.

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[Kieran McConville]

Incidentally, that 'fake edge' thing years ago, turns out Edge himself later tried to join as 'fake edge' and kept getting banned.

 

[david]

Haha

 

[U2loverforever]

Definitely trolling - can't be that stupid and humourless and then refer to cocks (which are inherently hilarous).

You are the one that is stupid and humorless. ItWAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. We definitely are not from the same country or planet


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[gvox]

I'm actually Sting 2, guys.

I will eat your children


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[LemonMelon]

LMP, PhilsFan and I are all the same person.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I will eat your children


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I will eat you alive
I will eat you alive
I will eat you alive

 

[deep]

Bono in a coma, I know
I know - it's serious