Buttugly Day (It's a buttugly day...please make it go away!)
Wednesday Muggy Wednesday (I can't believe humidity / It's dry and sticky and it's all over me!)
The Sty (It's no secret that an eye can suddenly turn pink / It's no secret that the eye can leak just like a sink)
Hotel Bar (Let's gooooo, woah woah woah / Hotel Bar & You know you’re eating potato chips / Girls by the pool have plastic hips / You wish had more Ruffles for your kick ass onion dip)
Sleep A Little More, Dead Man (Jesus, hit the snooze bar / I'll write a song about fast cars / But maybe not for the U.S. release)
The Memorable Flame (Oh, your grill is burning out / This Weber grill / Flames flicker, charcoal burns down)
Angel Of Kansas (It was a windy, wet day in June / When I had some KC’s BBQ)
(to the tune of New Year’s Day) Halloween (Trick or treating / On Halloween) / Dressed like goblins / and beauty queens) / I want to get some more, get some more, candy please…)