EdgeFest
Refugee
I think most of us doing the joking (including me) are just bitter old fans who have been through 800 tours and seen the entitlement about some people when it comes to the rail, and these people are out there. They might not be posting here right now, but we know they're there, and just imagining their consternation at potentially not being able to have their 500th time directly in front of Bono is rather delicious.
This really says it all. I hate that I know about these people now, I'd much prefer to be ignorant like I was before I started seeing this band. The unfortunate truth is that there ARE these people out there and they are despicable humans that will do anything to get an advantage. They make me embarrassed to be a fan.