The 2013-14 AFL Thread Coached By Paul Roos

[bono_man2002]

#CouldBeCollingwood #MarchWoodenSpooners

 

[LemonMelon]

Great start, gang

 

[Axver]

These misses are painfully costly.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I can feel another big 'boy oh boy' coming on.

 

[Axver]

Why did Waite even try for that long goal attempt?

Richmond are fucked in defence right now, somehow.

 

[LemonMelon]

WHY TAKE THAT KICK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHlT

 

[Axver]

I can feel another big 'boy oh boy' coming on.

So can Cardinal Pell.

 

[LemonMelon]

Richmond is just kicking it as hard as they can the instant they grab the footy

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Hahahahahaha HOLY SHIT.

I'm so sorry, Travis.

 

[Axver]

How do you run into an open goal and hit the post?! HOW? Good fucking god.

 

[LemonMelon]

How.

 

[bono_man2002]

My neighbour just let out a loud groan. You can't be serous?

KICK A DROP PUNT YOU GOOSE!!!

 

[Axver]

I'm assuming Travis has either gone grey or torn all his hair out during the course of this game.

 

[Axver]

And then Carlton go and pull that off?!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Oh crap BT is peaking.

 

[Axver]

Seriously what the fuck is going on here, Carlton blow a billion sitters and they're still now just seven points off the pace. This is ridiculou- ONE POINT?! ONE POINT?!

 

[LemonMelon]

Aughhh

 

[Axver]

Oh crap BT is peaking.

Boy oh boy this is amazing commentary make no mistake!

 

[Axver]

Waite couldn't hit the side of a fucking barn.

 

[bono_212]

I'm assuming Travis has either gone grey or torn all his hair out during the course of this game.

I'm frightened. He keeps alternating between laughter and anger... I think he's losing it, guys... Send help.

 

[LemonMelon]

Have we NOT turned the ball over in the last three minutes?

 

[Axver]

I'm frightened. He keeps alternating between laughter and anger... I think he's losing it, guys... Send help.

I feel for the guy, as much as I can feel for a Carlton fan anyway. This is insane.

 

[bono_212]

This is driving me crazy. Why are two teams both wearing dark jerseys? I can't, for the life of me, tell who is who with my shitty vision.

 

[LemonMelon]

I ain't even mad. We killed ourselves 20 minutes ago by kicking wide like 8 times in a row. The Tigers are a professional football club, after all.

 

[Axver]

Somebody show Waite where the goal is. I want Richmond to win and even I'm offended by his shocking inaccuracy.

This is driving me crazy. Why are two teams both wearing dark jerseys? I can't, for the life of me, tell who is who with my shitty vision.

You know, normally I say this sort of thing but I think the Tiges' yellow sash makes it pretty clear.

 

[Axver]

Dustin Martin! DUSTIN MARTIN!

 

[bono_212]

I can only see the yellow sash when they show them from the front, so whenever they're in a pile, it takes me a few seconds to figure out who's got it.

It doesn't help that the stream window is small .

Well that was a tough game to watch. Hate seeing a team lose due to stupid mistakes, but that's how it goes sometimes, I guess.

 

[LemonMelon]

What a terrible start to the season. At least we're getting Judd back next week for a big match with Essendon. We can redeem ourselves with a win there.

 

[Axver]

Just listen to that crowd! I don't think there's any denying the Tigers have the best song in the league. Every "YELLOW AND BLACK!" is practically spine-tingling.

I wonder if inte is there? Good god what an incredible game of footy.

 

[cobl04]

Of course, I couldn't watch it because housemates are watching some fucking awful crime show, as per usual.

My neighbour just let out a loud groan.

How did you hear him from 2km away?