Wow. Ernie's got glowing keyboard keys now!
He can afford some nice gear with all the money he saves on sleeves.
Too bad BOFA didn't add the "Hear us saving cash, margin call, got your money, stored up in the vault..." part at the end.
Hmph. I always thought it was Birdie Girl.
Anyone else find something weird about some dude in (I'm guessing) his late 20's/early 30's hanging out with some high school kid and a pre-pubescent girl?
I know Ernie might still come off a little cheesy without the goatee, but the douche level would certainly drop. And I say this as a supporter (and sporter) of facial hair.
Ernie has won. Case closed. This video did it. Consider it somewhat like that tape from The Ring:
Cash in hand at lowered rates, in a cheap hotel she makes her wage
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if we found out that Ernie posts on this site.
i am ernie. that's how i knew about the wack off chair.
Had Ernie's grandmother walked through the door at about the 4:25 mark, this would be the greatest video of all time.