Cactus Annie
Refugee
Pompous, pretenceous and overblown showoffs. The guitar equivalent of Christina, Mary and Mariah oversinging, yelping or catterwalking. You can get the drummers equivalent as well. Songs are about the voice, drums, bass and guitar plus any other instruments you want to add. The guitar is a sum of parts, no one is better than the other. People complained that in the last Metallica album they could not hear all the instruments. I watched something on YouTube by a prog band called Yes. The twat pulls the stupid faces when he plays his boring duller than dull solos. I just fastforward it so can hear when the vocals come in and after a while I got bored. But I know some guys, who haven't got laid in years, get off on it. Don't get me wrong, I love the guitar and the sound it makes but a lot of these solos add nothing musically or emotionally, it's just showing off. Someone should remind these pricks that, yes they are talented musicians but the guitar along with the piano are one of the easiest instruments to play. It's the violin and the harp that are very difficult. Try bringing them on stage and lets see if you can still 'impress' us with your skills. YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THE SONG, SHUT THE FUCK UP.