It's Official #1103

[zonelistener]

There was just a horribly cute young lady next to me at the library. She is checking out books about Fireflys. I saw fireflys in Chicago this weekend, but I don't see them here. I think they are enchanting - I think I scared her.

 

[JessicaAnn]

No fireflies in Minnesota ... I see them in my backyard all the time.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Zoney, Zoney...we have fireflies in Minnesota. They're usually near ponds and wooded areas. This time of year is lightening bug season...of course, it helps if it quits pouring outside.

Did you get a job at Avis?

 

[Basstrap]

Possible line you could have said to her:

Hey lady, how are you picking up that book? cos I though you were an angel and angels probably can't become pysically involved with earthly matter unless under special circumstances.

 

[ABEL]

my brother used to smash fireflies and spread the glowing goo on his hands

 

[meegannie]

Luciferan

Bioluminescence.

 

[Basstrap]

Another line: Your eyes are fireflys in my soul

 

[ABEL]

Fireflies in the Garden
by Robert Frost

Here come real stars to fill the upper skies,
And here on earth come emulating flies,
That though they never equal stars in size,
(And they were never really stars at heart)
Achieve at times a very star-like start.
Only, of course, they can't sustain the part.

 

[Ali Rose]

Possible line you could have said to her:

Hey lady, how are you picking up that book? cos I though you were an angel and angels probably can't become pysically involved with earthly matter unless under special circumstances.

*throws firefly book at Bassy*

 

[Lilly]

we have fireflies. they live in suburbia. hard to drive there though, especially in a jeep.

 

[ABEL]

we have fireflies. they live in suburbia. hard to drive there though, especially in a jeep.

fireflies drive jeeps?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Bass ... stop suggesting bad pick up lines!!!

Do you want zoney to scare her away?

 

[meegannie]

why are there oats on top of my muffin, but not in it?

Possible line you could have said to her:

Hey lady, how are you picking up that book? cos I though you were an angel and angels probably can't become pysically involved with earthly matter unless under special circumstances.

I think the "hey lady" part is the real kicker there.

*swoon

 

[Lemon Meringue]

way to go Abel

I think ABEL is our firefly afficionado.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Re: why are there oats on top of my muffin, but not in it?

I think the "hey lady" part is the real kicker there.

*swoon

This is also the guy who told a girl "You're so fucking beautiful"



*wishes someone would say that to me*

 

[Basstrap]

Someone should say that to you and much more!!

someday!! I don't think you have to worry!

 

[JessicaAnn]

(((Bass)))

You're so sweet ... that girl you like doesn't know what she's missing!

 

[Bonochick]

*zoney's best library pick up line*

Hey, baby, wanna help me with the big words?

 

[zonelistener]

A love letter to JessaicaAnn

You are so fucking beautiful
Would you accompany me to see 38. Special at Summerfest?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Dearest Zoney,

Summerfest is over ... let's go polka at Germanfest.

 

[zonelistener]

POLKA!!!!!

Dearest Zoney,

Summerfest is over ... let's go polka at Germanfest.

When is Germanfest? When is Italianfest?

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Beer drinking fest

I think there is a German fets in New Ulm, MN this weekend and next. I hear it is a good time. The Schell's brewery is there.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

How old was she? Young adults or kiddie table?

*runs away

 

[Bonochick]

How old was she? Young adults or kiddie table?

BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAA!!!!!

Oh, how I have missed having you around!!!!!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

I want the New Ulm bobblehead doll

It was an "adult" library.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: I want the New Ulm bobblehead doll

*not shocked in the least

It was an "adult" library.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Re: Beer drinking fest

I think there is a German fets in New Ulm, MN this weekend and next. I hear it is a good time. The Schell's brewery is there.

i wish i could go.

we have an oktoberfest here, but i'm sure it sucks major ass. everything here does.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

There was an Elvisfest somewhere here in MI this weekend. If I had found out about it a little more in advance, man I would have been there!!!!