The Temple Bar: PF2 to the Mother Flippin' 6 Starts His First TB Thread UYFA

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Cock flavored bagels? Ugh. Fucking cock bagel, STFU.

that ain't cream cheese... ohhhhhh

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The times I choose to wander back into this thread.

 

[UberBeaver]

I bet cock bagels would make great bachellorette party favors - something to eat before going drinking, you know? Hm....this could be an untapped market.

 

[DaveC]

The times I choose to wander back into this thread.

No kidding!

So they put the Phillies-Braves game on a national ESPN broadcast tonight becuase it's such an important game.

Sportsnet decides instead to show reruns of Poker After Dark (meaningless poker that comes on NBC at 4 am), the Best Damn Sports Show Period (most inappropriate title ever), and an hour-long interview with Dennis Rodman.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I bet cock bagels would make great bachellorette party favors - something to eat before going drinking, you know? Hm....this could be an untapped market.

And with one small idea, Beav = millionaire.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Hm....this could be an untapped market.

I'd tap that market

 

[UberBeaver]

And with one small idea, Beav = millionaire.

We can only dream, right? I can't wait to tell my wife I quit my job cause I'm going into the bagel business - the Cock Bagel business!

I'd tap that market

That's the spirit! You want to be the guy the dresses up like a delivery man and knocks at the hotel door and says, "Did someone order bagels? Cock Bagels? I got em RIGHT HERE!" and then you can play the Final Countdown.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

That's the spirit! You want to be the guy the dresses up like a delivery man and knocks at the hotel door and says, "Did someone order bagels? Cock Bagels? I got em RIGHT HERE!" and then you can play the Final Countdown.

that'd be awesome

 

[UberBeaver]

And then after The Final Countdown, you can break it down to Venus by...whoever sings Venus. Those chicks. Bananarama maybe? lol. Bananarama. Or Expose. HAHA. The 80s rocked.

Did you know that chick that sang I Want Candy was 15? Half naked at a beach singing that song @ 15. Apparently she thought the song was about candy.

 

[DaveC]

The 80's sucked balls.

The 90's

 

[RedRocksU2]

The 80's sucked balls.

Wrong.

 

[DaveC]

Wrong.

They did for me.

I never got to do anything but shit my pants

 

[RedRocksU2]

ok, that explains it


here's proof the 80's rocked;

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I don't think that helps your argument...

 

[RedRocksU2]

?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

wasn't that more 90's?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Sweet...the 80's rocked, like no decade has rocked before or since....



I have an interview in an hour.... Last week I was giving the interviews... This week I'm in one....

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

What's the interview for Reg?

 

[UberBeaver]

You going for a new job? Good luck!

 

[RedRocksU2]

Go get 'em Regg! Good luck bro.

 

[No spoken words]

Good luck Reg.

Try to limit the double entrendes.

Interviewer: "So, Mr. Dog, what do you consider to be your best asset as an employee?"

Reggie: "My best ASSet? I should think that obvious. Shall I turn around?"

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Good luck Reg.

Try to limit the double entrendes.

Interviewer: "So, Mr. Dog, what do you consider to be your best asset as an employee?"

Reggie: "My best ASSet? I should think that obvious. Shall I turn around?"

Interviewer: Mr. Dog we have provided some breakfast foods for you pleasure

Me: Oh good I love cock bage....

Thanks guys, this would be a huge promotion for me...and timely since my daughter is getting ready to go to high school...excuse me PRIVATE high school and my son is not far behind....

 

[No spoken words]

Your son should be attending a private HS on a baseball scholarship.

 

[cruzila]

Good Luck Reg!

Mia, I hope you're kicking butt at yours!!

 

[No spoken words]

Good Luck Reg!

Mia, I hope you're kicking butt at yours!!

She's showing off her ASSets.

 

[Thora]

Good luck, Reg!

Wow - lots of interviews going on. Good stuff!

 

[RedRocksU2]

Bri, your mailbox is full

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

She's showing off her ASSets.

High-OH!

 

[snowbunny00774]

fingers crossed for Mia & Reg. Best of luck

 

[UberBeaver]

I've got less under the rock. That's right.

Nice.


Good luck, Reg!