The Temple Bar - LET ME IN THE SOUND - Dont drink and post - UYMFA!!!

[BoMac]

BoMac, this is serious... Reg's ticker is in need of some serious girls in nurse's uniforms.

No love for my duck?

Ahh, we can spare the lad a spongebath at least. I have a feeling whatever's going around is contagious and will have the whole bar infected soon

This.

 

[kafrun]

Alright... If you insist. Now, we strip down first so our uniforms don't get wet, right? Then we give Bo the sponge bath...

I agree. I think you should also put on your best hip scarf and bellydance a little.. I'm sure that had medicinal purposes.

That's true Kaf, the last time I got a sponge bath the woman who performed it got very sick. For 42 weeks, she had the most bloated stomach you have ever seen.

How awful. I hope she was ok

This.

You're awfully energetic all of a sudden Perhaps you don't need that spongebath after all.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I agree. I think you should also put on your best hip scarf and bellydance a little.. I'm sure that had medicinal purposes.

Possibly.... I am a beginning, though,s o maybe you should show me some moves first.

 

[kafrun]

Possibly.... I am a beginning, though,s o maybe you should show me some moves first.

Oh I'll show you some moves

lol, we're going to need to start charging bar patrons $3.99/minute to get in soon

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

you mean I gotta pay for this?!

C'MON!

 

[kafrun]

you mean I gotta pay for this?!

C'MON!

Do we look like cheap easy whores to you?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

no... of course not!

 

[kafrun]

That's right. Classy beeches all the way

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

you know, the classy thing would be not to charge any money...

money is just so gauche

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Oh I'll show you some moves

lol, we're going to need to start charging bar patrons $3.99/minute to get in soon

Hey, in this economy, why the hell not?

 

[kafrun]

you know, the classy thing would be not to charge any money...

money is just so gauche

Look, I'll make out with April for free any day, but you pay. YOU PAY NOW!

Hey, in this economy, why the hell not?

Between this economy and the fact that I'm having another set of octuplets soon, I say you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Look, I'll make out with April for free any day, but you pay. YOU PAY NOW!


Between this economy and the fact that I'm having another set of octuplets soon, I say you gotta do what you gotta do.

sigh...

hold on, I'll go find my credit card...

 

[Dalton]

Stop talking and show us your tits.

 

[Cin]

oh god!!
You know when you write something like that I'm gonna rush in from ispy spying. Dude! That is not what I was expecting

 

[kafrun]

Stop talking and show us your tits.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that..

 

[Dalton]

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that..

If you had a dollar for every time I've thought that ...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

do you accept Diners Club?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Look, I'll make out with April for free any day, but you pay. YOU PAY NOW!


Between this economy and the fact that I'm having another set of octuplets soon, I say you gotta do what you gotta do.

kaffy

And, right on - those brats aren't gonna feed themselves.

do you accept Diners Club?

 

[kafrun]

do you accept Diners Club?

Welllllllll.. since you're a Leaf's fan and all.......

kaffy

And, right on - those brats aren't gonna feed themselves.

I know! Hopefully they'll be old enough to start working soon so I can have yet another litter.

Gosh, I love those kids

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, who's the wiseass who installed the pole in here?

That's for my bedroom use ONLY

 

[kafrun]

Ok, who's the wiseass who installed the pole in here?

That's for my bedroom use ONLY

Clearly someone needs a'spankin'


Ooh, but let me show you the fireman's spin first

 

[BoMac]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Feeling better, BoMac?

 

[BoMac]

Feeling better, BoMac?

Yes, a little. Thanks.

All that's needed now is to get a little food in me. I need to go eat out...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

oy vey, I'm not paying for this!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

oy vey, I'm not paying for this!

Too late! Swiped and accepted.

Italian sound good to you, Bmac? Heh.

 

[BoMac]

Too late! Swiped and accepted.

Italian sound good to you, Bmac? Heh.

It does. Besides, the food is usually better, and there even was a thread in EYKIW that said Italians do it better. I'm living breathing proof of that.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

<--- Also Italian. :justsayin:

 

[BoMac]

<--- Also Italian. :justsayin:

:aware:

 

[Thora]

Italian food

My background is British, if that counts for anything.