unosdostres14
Refugee
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
'The Simpsons' appreciation thread....
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The friendliest place on the web for anyone that follows U2.
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If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
unosdostres14
Refugee
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
unosdostres14
Refugee
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
unosdostres14
Refugee
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
unosdostres14
Refugee
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
unosdostres14
Refugee
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.
unosdostres14
Refugee
Homer: Well crying isn't going to help. Now, you can sit there feeling sorry for yourself or you can eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food until your dog comes back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right.
[Gets up and leaves]
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food.
Bart: You're right.
[Gets up and leaves]
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food.
unosdostres14
Refugee
Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
unosdostres14
Refugee
Homer: It's true, I'm a Rageaholic.....I just can't live without Rageahol!
unosdostres14
Refugee
Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud.
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!
unosdostres14
Refugee
Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
unosdostres14
Refugee
Bart: b-6
Homer: you sunk my scrabbleship!
Lisa: this game makes no sense.
Homer: tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... SEMPER-FI!
Homer: you sunk my scrabbleship!
Lisa: this game makes no sense.
Homer: tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... SEMPER-FI!
unosdostres14
Refugee
Homer: Bart, I'm not asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You may not realize it now, but when you save a rich guy's life, he showers you with riches. Don't you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the villagers tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough, so they got Hercules and he used his mighty strength, and bingo. Anyway, the moral is, is that the lion was so happy, that he gave Hercules this big... thing... of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get riches?
Homer: It was the olden days.
Bart: Oh.
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the villagers tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough, so they got Hercules and he used his mighty strength, and bingo. Anyway, the moral is, is that the lion was so happy, that he gave Hercules this big... thing... of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get riches?
Homer: It was the olden days.
Bart: Oh.
unosdostres14
Refugee
Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, 'Smashing Pumpkins'."
Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
U2democrat
Blue Crack Addict
RALPH! my cat's breath smells like cat food.
me fail english? that's unpossible!
hi, super nintendo chalmers!
when i grow up i'm going to bovine university.
miss hoover: i need a volunteer to present an oral report on principal skinner's life.
ralph: miss hoover? which one is oral?
miss hoover: out of your mouth ralph.
Jack In The Box
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
lmjhitman said:
Pearl said:
In this particular episode, Homer has an accident and loses half his finger. So he and marge rush to hospital.
Lisa is designing a special robot for her science project.
Bart and Milhouse manage to uncover illegal fireworks, and in the process run afoul of Fat Tony.
Marge: you wrote those letters, you awful man. Stay away from MY SON!
Sideshow Bob: Oh yes, I will stay away from him, STAY AWAY FROM HIM FOREVER!!!..............oh wait, thats no good.....
Oh, i've got a good one....... Marge, say ''stay away from my son'' one more time....
Sideshow Bob: Oh yes, I will stay away from him, STAY AWAY FROM HIM FOREVER!!!..............oh wait, thats no good.....
Oh, i've got a good one....... Marge, say ''stay away from my son'' one more time....
learn2kneel
War Child
D'oh! said:
Yes, trilogy of error, probably the latest classic simpsons episode (season 13 i think?) I love when Marge tells Chief Wiggum she lives on 123 Fake Street. also...
Ned: So Harry Potter and all his wizard friends, went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft. (throws book in fire)
Rodd/Todd: Yay!
lmjhitman said:
my cat's breath smells like cat food.
me fail english? that's unpossible!
hi, super nintendo chalmers!
when i grow up i'm going to bovine university.
miss hoover: i need a volunteer to present an oral report on principal skinner's life.
ralph: miss hoover? which one is oral?
miss hoover: out of your mouth ralph.
I choo-choo-choose you! And there's a picture of a train!
When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
Miss Hoover: Ralph, are you eating your paste?
Ralph: Mmo, Mmiss Hoove.........
ILuvLarryMullen
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
senrab said:
I saw Ms Crabbapple and Principal Skinner in the closet and they were making babies and one of the babies looked at me!
The berries taste like burning!
bono_man2002
Blue Crack Addict
senrab said:
BrownEyedBoy
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Bart: Hey Lisa, we had a great time at huge bachelor parties last night....
Lisa: What bachellor party?
Bart: We had a bachelor party for him ...I had a bachelor party ...I went to a strip club.
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Bring back jick and freedom of speech...
Lisa: What bachellor party?
Bart: We had a bachelor party for him ...I had a bachelor party ...I went to a strip club.
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Bring back jick and freedom of speech...
The_Edge89
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
The U2 episode is the best one!
Nah, seriously I can't choose only one, they're all great!
Speaking of U2 and Simpsons, we need a comeback!
Nah, seriously I can't choose only one, they're all great!
Speaking of U2 and Simpsons, we need a comeback!
Bono: "Hold on a second...the man's talking about waste management. That affects the whole damn planet!"
Edge: "Ohhhhhhhh, here we go...........
what say we slip out to Moe's for a pint."
Adam: "Can I come?"
Edge: "No."
Adam: *wankers....*
Edge: "Ohhhhhhhh, here we go...........
what say we slip out to Moe's for a pint."Adam: "Can I come?"
Edge: "No."
Adam: *wankers....*
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