Shuttlecock! Part III - Just the Cock and the Shuttle

[corianderstem]

Come down for the LA shows. I've got a spare bed if joyful doesn't claim it first.

Thanks, martha!

 

[impy13]

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How timely. I'm having a glass of Merlot right now.

 

[martha]

I'll try to go to many shows in SoCal because,

You didn't wave at me at Muse, so now I know.

 

[Dalton]

Alright kids, I'm taking my girls out to breakfast in the morning. I'm to bed.

 

[lazarus]

The first time I ever crossed the Mississippi by car was on a road trip from Phoenix to NYC with a woman I was obsessed with. I made sure we listened to Cockland as we crossed. I felt like such a dork, but it also had to be done.

I ended up deciding 1/2 way through that trip that I would rather be shot than date this woman (Believe me, she felt the same way, no surprises there), and proceeded to do like 90 the rest of the way home to end the fucking trip as rapidly as possible.

UPDATED: Last known photo of NSW's "obsession".

 

[No spoken words]

Nice try. The first paragraph was all I needed to hear to know you strangled this woman with your bare hands and left her in a ditch somewhere.

And BTW people, it's "Mo'Cock", not "Mofocock" or whatever.

Look at this fucking guy:

and tell me you don't think serial killer. Mo'Cock yo'self.

 

[corianderstem]

Ooh, breakfast. Feed them many pancakes!

 

[Dalton]

I ended up making out with her many months later, when we were both terribly drunk. Then, I drove her home (still drunk, me, sigh) where she lived with her boyfriend. I was 23 at the time, I think. Fuck, she was gorgeous. But.....not that bright.

At all.

TMI, whatever, fuck you.

And everything about this story made me laugh.

 

[corianderstem]

So I guess laz likes hats?

 

[No spoken words]

I missed that part. I had to just jump right in - no time for catching up.

Understood. Sometimes, you cannot wait around for cock.

 

[phillyfan26]

Look at this fucking guy:

and tell me you don't think serial killer. Mo'Cock yo'self.

NSW nods this one up at 1-1.

 

[Dalton]

Look at this fucking guy:

and tell me you don't think serial killer. Mo'Cock yo'self.

Before I go, let me just say that mustache is fucking brilliant.

 

[No spoken words]

And everything about this story made me laugh.

I'd not post something like that unless it had comic value....like I'm gonna share meaningful and deep stuff with you lot.

 

[corianderstem]

You know, there are many cock jokes I'd like to make, but feel that coming from a woman, they would give me a reputation here on the Interlands.

Woe.

 

[No spoken words]

You didn't wave at me at Muse, so now I know.

I ended up not seeing Muse out in LA, actually. This was right before I moved, and a lot of friends were taking me out for goodbye dinners and such....a very close friend just had that night free, and I wanted to talk with her, you know, not just be at a show, no matter how kick-ass......

 

[impy13]

This is why I don't post pictures of myself.

I could be black, for all you guys know.

 

[Dalton]

I'd not post something like that unless it had comic value....like I'm gonna share meaningful and deep stuff with you lot.

Mostly, I'm laughing at the idea of a drunk, 23 year old NSW making out with a stupid chick.

 

[No spoken words]

This is why I don't post pictures of myself.

I could be black, for all you guys know.

I've heard your hick voice, that was more than enough exposure.

 

[impy13]

My "twang," as you called it?


And fuck yourself. I don't have an accent.

 

[Dalton]

This is why I don't post pictures of myself.

I could be black, for all you guys know.

aren't we all.

 

[impy13]

Dalton still thinks we're talking about cocks.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Unless my dirty house and spraying cat didn't swear her off of my house forever.

Fat chance.

Everyone can crash at my place for the New Mexico shows.

 

[lazarus]

Look at this fucking guy:

and tell me you don't think serial killer. Mo'Cock yo'self.

Tell me that you can't easily see that shirt switched with:

 

[No spoken words]

LOL at ^

 

[corianderstem]

Cockropa just came up on my playlist.

 

[martha]

I ended up not seeing Muse out in LA, actually. This was right before I moved, and a lot of friends were taking me out for goodbye dinners and such....a very close friend just had that night free, and I wanted to talk with her, you know, not just be at a show, no matter how kick-ass......

relief

 

[No spoken words]

relief

Our paths will cross during the Shuttlecock tour. I'll, at the very least, wave.

Are you in LA proper, or, further out?

 

[martha]

Fat chance.

yay!!

Everyone can crash at my place for the New Mexico shows.

Oh fuck. I still with they'd play Las Cruces like they did for the Joshua Cock tour. Wouldn't that kick cock?!

 

[martha]

Our paths will cross during the Shuttlecock tour. I'll, at the very least, wave.

Are you in LA proper, or, further out?

OC

 

[joyfulgirl]

Oh fuck. I still with they'd play Las Cruces like they did for the Joshua Cock tour. Wouldn't that kick cock?!

Some computer nerd was working on my computer one day bragging about being at that show. I loved/hated him immediately.