I think this will be of interest to PLEBAns

[U2girl]

I was watching the Boston show and during the credits, there's a "physiotherapist" mentioned.

Soooo... wouldn't that be just the best job? Helping Bono get in shape to run around the heart? Helping Larry with his back problem? And while we're at it, fit up Edge and Adam as well?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

OK, OK, you caught me.
I'm not going to lie.
I am U2's physiotherapist.
I help the guys with their
*cough cough* health concerns *cough cough*

 

[JemEvans]

Really? hehe

OK, OK, you caught me.
I'm not going to lie.
I am U2's physiotherapist.
I help the guys with their
*cough cough* health concerns *cough cough*

Funny how I haven't seen you around if you're their physiotherapist..... seeing as how I'm the band's PERSONAL
assistant. Actually Bono hired me to be his assistant but then Edge started finding excusses to "borrow" me and then Larry and Adam had to get in on using the assistant...so now I've become the entire band's personal lil pet

 

[Queen Betty]

Gee, don't we all wish we worked for U2?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Re: Really? hehe

Funny how I haven't seen you around if you're their physiotherapist..... seeing as how I'm the band's PERSONAL
assistant. Actually Bono hired me to be his assistant but then Edge started finding excusses to "borrow" me and then Larry and Adam had to get in on using the assistant...so now I've become the entire band's personal lil pet

OH REALLLLYYYY???
You must be the girl that we (u2 employees) throw objects, such as lemons, at!?!??!
Word on the screet is that You are up to no good with !!!
The Elevation Roadies were talking smack about you
Larry told me, as I was giving him a massage (hehe), that you were starting to scare him. He said, and I quote, "She stares at my moobs a lot".
TEHEHEHEHHEHEH EVIL!!!!




I am EVIIILLLLLL

 

[Queen Betty]

I have a better job than all of you: I'm Bono's impulsivity! Mwahahaha!

 

[MonaVox]

<------- PROFESSIONAL Elevation Technician fer the 3rd year in a row now.

 

[hippy]

Gee, don't we all wish we worked for U2?

 

[Queen Betty]

<------- PROFESSIONAL Elevation Technician fer the 3rd year in a row now.

Hey! You can't be Elevation technician for 3 years! The tour was only a year long! Oh, wait, do you work on elevators in The Clarence or something?

 

[hippy]

Hey! You can't be Elevation technician for 3 years! The tour was only a year long! Oh, wait, do you work on elevators in The Clarence or something?

LMAO!

No, she means "elevation" of a different sort

 

[MonaVox]

LMAO!

No, she means "elevation" of a different sort

I really need a shifty eyes smiley.

 

[Queen Betty]

LMAO!

No, she means "elevation" of a different sort

*hops on her red motor scooter (Hemoglobin) and rides around at top speed in a circle over and over again, kicking up a huge dust cloud*

Yippeeee!!

*Hemoglobin suddenly stops, she feels dizzy*

... Huh? Eleva-wha?...

*falls backwards*