youvedonewhat
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
OK, girls..lets take time out for a little fantasizing here:
Scene: (Or you can make up one of your own).
For the sake of a little respect here, Bono isn't married. No kids. Just him. (Although, if you prefer Edge, Adam or Larry then just stick their names in instead of Bs).
You've arranged to meet a friend in a local bar/Nightclub. She doesn't turn up and you're feeling let down and a little uncomfortable sitting there nursing your drink whilst you try to ward off the unwanted advances of the local 'Pimply bloke brigade'.
Up on the stage the local DJ is trying to whip up some kinda interest when he suddenly announces that he's got someone backstage who'd like to come on and do a solo.
You're still bored. Pimply Bloke with the bad breath is still learing over you. He seems to think that he's Gods Gift to women and no matter how much you ignore him, he just won't go away.
And then, from a side door, armed with a guitar and a grin, Bono emerges and heads for the stage. It seems he's bored with drinking alone and has asked the management if he can climb onstage and do a little 'serenading' to the women who are on their own.
So, you watch.
You listen.
You take in the lyrics.
The sometimes sad, sometimes realistic words, and without even realising it, you're identifying with what he's singing. He could be singing about you. He could be singing exactly about how you feel right now. He's put his heart and soul into it. It's mournful, sad and sorrowful.
He comes off stage. Parks his fine arse next to you at the bar. Orders a drink and asks if you want one.
Ok, so this is it...
....what do you say?
....what do you do?
It looks as though he could do with a little TLC. He's staring deep into his drink. He's silent. A haunted look about his face.
So, how exactly would you handle this situation?
Be funny?
Be serious?
Be senisible?
Be totally unfeeling and tell him to get a grip?
Or... heh heh....
....well?... come on.....
Scene: (Or you can make up one of your own).
For the sake of a little respect here, Bono isn't married. No kids. Just him. (Although, if you prefer Edge, Adam or Larry then just stick their names in instead of Bs).
You've arranged to meet a friend in a local bar/Nightclub. She doesn't turn up and you're feeling let down and a little uncomfortable sitting there nursing your drink whilst you try to ward off the unwanted advances of the local 'Pimply bloke brigade'.
Up on the stage the local DJ is trying to whip up some kinda interest when he suddenly announces that he's got someone backstage who'd like to come on and do a solo.
You're still bored. Pimply Bloke with the bad breath is still learing over you. He seems to think that he's Gods Gift to women and no matter how much you ignore him, he just won't go away.
And then, from a side door, armed with a guitar and a grin, Bono emerges and heads for the stage. It seems he's bored with drinking alone and has asked the management if he can climb onstage and do a little 'serenading' to the women who are on their own.
So, you watch.
You listen.
You take in the lyrics.
The sometimes sad, sometimes realistic words, and without even realising it, you're identifying with what he's singing. He could be singing about you. He could be singing exactly about how you feel right now. He's put his heart and soul into it. It's mournful, sad and sorrowful.
He comes off stage. Parks his fine arse next to you at the bar. Orders a drink and asks if you want one.
Ok, so this is it...
....what do you say?
....what do you do?
It looks as though he could do with a little TLC. He's staring deep into his drink. He's silent. A haunted look about his face.
So, how exactly would you handle this situation?
Be funny?
Be serious?
Be senisible?
Be totally unfeeling and tell him to get a grip?
Or... heh heh....
....well?... come on.....
and focus on his rich Irish voice. 
PAT his forearm. Oh no! I'm running my fingertips over the soft hairs of his arm! 
