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Old 06-19-2007, 02:40 PM   #421
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You can blame U2be for this one. I just saw the Lemon video and...well... this sprang forth in my mind...

The Bonosapien appears to be rather obsessed with a certain fruit.

BRI researcher: Mr MacPhisto, the BRI would like to thank you for coming by the institute today and answering a few questions for us. Can I get you anything? a Diet Coke, maybe?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: Would you like anything with your Diet Coke?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Get Mr MacPhisto a Diet Coke with... what was that again?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Lemon, right. Diet Coke with Lemon.
Mr MacPhisto: (nodding) Lemon.
BRI researcher: Now, Mr MacPhisto, we've just got a few questions for you. What, do you feel, is the secret of U2's success?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: You're referring to the giant mirrorball lemon from the Popmart Tour?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: What turns you on creatively?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: The U2 song, or...?
Mr MacPhisto: (shakes his head)
BRI researcher: No, just lemon...alright.
Mr MacPhisto:
BRI researcher: What sound or noise do you love?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Someone sucking on one?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: Bono, perhaps?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods again)
BRI researcher: Or perhaps Adam Clayton?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods fervently)
BRI researcher: What is your favorite word?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: How could I have guessed?
Mr MacPhisto:
BRI researcher: If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Mr MacPhisto: (thinks intently)
BRI Researcher: Oh just say it...
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon!
BRI researcher: Mr MacPhisto, you've been such a good test subject, would you like a lollipop?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: I have to ask... what flavor?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Very well then. (gives him lollipop)







*wipes tears away* You've made my day with that.
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Old 06-19-2007, 02:46 PM   #422
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*wipes tears away* You've made my day with that.
I second that!
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Old 06-19-2007, 02:55 PM   #423
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Thanks, guys! i thought it was a really lame joke, but glad you guys like it too!
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:58 PM   #424
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I second that!
I third that
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No one's done one of these in a while...


Anne, how many bottles of gel did I use this morning? Three? Are you sure? My hair feels a bit out of place. No, I used the emergency gel. Yeah, there was this gust of wind after lunch and a strand came out of place. The whole thing. Well, it was a slippery little brd. Hairspray? I'm Larry @%#)ing Mullen, I don't use hairspray. Besides, Adam's hairspray is probably half superglue anyway. Where am I? Onstage. Yeah. Oh, I can talk for a while, love. Bono's on about Africa again. So how's the kids?
BRILLANT!!!
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:16 PM   #426
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:46 AM   #427
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both brilliant... lemon lol.. .... "im larry %$$@ing mullen i dont use hair spray"
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:58 AM   #428
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Lemon lollipop!!!

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Old 06-20-2007, 10:31 AM   #429
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Wow. Thanks everybody!
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:14 PM   #430
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I'll give it a go


Clinton: You're doing a wonderful job with Music Rising, Edge
Edge: Thanks, sir
Clinton: *doesn't let go* And my, what strong arm muscles you have *squeezes*
Edge: ... Uh, thanks, it's from playing guitar, you know.
Clinton: And your hat is so soft *rubs cheek on it and sighs happily*
Edge: Um, Mr. Clinton, I don't...
Clinton: Shh, don't worry about a thing. We won't make the mistake I made before. You see, I'm not president any more. And you won't tell, right? It can be our little secret
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Very funny DOL!

I like yours too RegularBonoFan!
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:45 PM   #431
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Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.


I saw it and just about died.





I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:59 PM   #432
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Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.


I saw it and just about died.





I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

What do you mean there's no hat day!?
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Old 06-21-2007, 01:18 AM   #433
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Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.


I saw it and just about died.





I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.
I´ll be the Indian, yoú´ll be the police man, maybe we can get Adam to be the worker










PD: Sorry if I made mistakes with the spelling
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Old 06-21-2007, 01:21 AM   #434
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Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.


I saw it and just about died.





I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.
I feel funny.......Did Adam superglue a Native American headdress to my head while I was asleep?
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: Does this headdress make me look fat?
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This is not what I had in mind when I went for hair extensions
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The sun DID melt my wings tonight... and look what happened!

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(oop) ... How can the sun melt anything when it's night time??
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The sun DID melt my wings tonight... and look what happened!

(Bonus nitpicker edition: )
(oop) ... How can the sun melt anything when it's night time??
"Bonus nitpicker version"
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Old 06-21-2007, 12:20 PM   #440
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B.B. King is my ideal pal. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes.
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