Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know... - Page 22

Serena Vox · 06-19-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by RegularBonoFan
You can blame U2be for this one. I just saw the Lemon video and...well... this sprang forth in my mind...

The Bonosapien appears to be rather obsessed with a certain fruit.

BRI researcher: Mr MacPhisto, the BRI would like to thank you for coming by the institute today and answering a few questions for us. Can I get you anything? a Diet Coke, maybe?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: Would you like anything with your Diet Coke?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Get Mr MacPhisto a Diet Coke with... what was that again?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Lemon, right. Diet Coke with Lemon.
Mr MacPhisto: (nodding) Lemon.
BRI researcher: Now, Mr MacPhisto, we've just got a few questions for you. What, do you feel, is the secret of U2's success?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: You're referring to the giant mirrorball lemon from the Popmart Tour?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: What turns you on creatively?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: The U2 song, or...?
Mr MacPhisto: (shakes his head)
BRI researcher: No, just lemon...alright.
Mr MacPhisto:
BRI researcher: What sound or noise do you love?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Someone sucking on one?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: Bono, perhaps?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods again)
BRI researcher: Or perhaps Adam Clayton?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods fervently)
BRI researcher: What is your favorite word?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: How could I have guessed?
Mr MacPhisto:
BRI researcher: If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Mr MacPhisto: (thinks intently)
BRI Researcher: Oh just say it...
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon!
BRI researcher: Mr MacPhisto, you've been such a good test subject, would you like a lollipop?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: I have to ask... what flavor?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Very well then. (gives him lollipop)

*wipes tears away* You've made my day with that.

tlski · 06-19-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Serena Vox

*wipes tears away* You've made my day with that.

I second that!

Reggo · 06-19-2007, 02:55 PM

Thanks, guys! i thought it was a really lame joke, but

glad you guys like it too!

BonoFox1 · 06-19-2007, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by tlski

I second that!

I third that

BonoFox1 · 06-19-2007, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by RegularBonoFan
No one's done one of these in a while...

Anne, how many bottles of gel did I use this morning? Three? Are you sure? My hair feels a bit out of place. No, I used the emergency gel. Yeah, there was this gust of wind after lunch and a strand came out of place. The whole thing. Well, it was a slippery little brd. Hairspray? I'm Larry @%#)ing Mullen, I don't use hairspray. Besides, Adam's hairspray is probably half superglue anyway. Where am I? Onstage. Yeah. Oh, I can talk for a while, love. Bono's on about Africa again. So how's the kids?

BRILLANT!!!

Smilla · 06-19-2007, 07:16 PM

mysterious_jen · 06-20-2007, 05:46 AM

both brilliant... lemon lol.. .... "im larry %$$@ing mullen i dont use hair spray"

Bono Mot · 06-20-2007, 07:58 AM

Lemon lollipop!!!

Reggo · 06-20-2007, 10:31 AM

Wow. Thanks everybody!

Carmelu2fan · 06-20-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by DreamOutLoud13
I'll give it a go

Clinton: You're doing a wonderful job with Music Rising, Edge
Edge: Thanks, sir
Clinton: *doesn't let go* And my, what strong arm muscles you have *squeezes*
Edge: ... Uh, thanks, it's from playing guitar, you know.
Clinton: And your hat is so soft *rubs cheek on it and sighs happily*
Edge: Um, Mr. Clinton, I don't...
Clinton: Shh, don't worry about a thing. We won't make the mistake I made before. You see, I'm not president any more. And you won't tell, right? It can be our little secret
Edge:

Very funny DOL!

I like yours too RegularBonoFan!

LikeNoOneBefore · 06-20-2007, 09:45 PM

Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.

I saw it and just about died.

I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

Bonobabe45 · 06-20-2007, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by LikeNoOneBefore
Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.

I saw it and just about died.

I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

What do you mean there's no hat day!?

Caroni · 06-21-2007, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by LikeNoOneBefore
Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.

I saw it and just about died.

I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

I´ll be the Indian, yoú´ll be the police man, maybe we can get Adam to be the worker

PD: Sorry if I made mistakes with the spelling

U2MaNaIcWeIdO · 06-21-2007, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by LikeNoOneBefore
Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.

I saw it and just about died.

I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

I feel funny.......Did Adam superglue a Native American headdress to my head while I was asleep?

Lemon Grrrrrl · 06-21-2007, 03:25 AM

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Originally posted by LikeNoOneBefore

: Does this headdress make me look fat?

kafrun · 06-21-2007, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by LikeNoOneBefore

This is not what I had in mind when I went for hair extensions

Alisaura · 06-21-2007, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by LikeNoOneBefore

The sun DID melt my wings tonight... and look what happened!

(Bonus nitpicker edition: )

(oop) ... How can the sun melt anything when it's night time??

Reggo · 06-21-2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Alisaura

The sun DID melt my wings tonight... and look what happened!

(Bonus nitpicker edition: )
(oop) ... How can the sun melt anything when it's night time??

"Bonus nitpicker version"

Carmelu2fan · 06-21-2007, 09:31 AM

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Originally posted by kafrun

This is not what I had in mind when I went for hair extensions

Reggo · 06-21-2007, 12:20 PM

B.B. King is my ideal pal. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes.
B.B. King:

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Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 10:12 PM	B.B. King is my ideal pal. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes. B.B. King: __________________

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Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 10:12 PM	Thanks, guys! i thought it was a really lame joke, but glad you guys like it too!

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