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Old 12-18-2009, 09:21 AM   #321
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I hope he has been tested for STD's.
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:53 PM   #322
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I hope he has been tested for STD's.

Same goes for his wife.
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:49 PM   #323
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Old 12-19-2009, 07:12 PM   #324
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I hope he has been tested for STD's.
He should have been tested for ADD.
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Old 12-20-2009, 06:10 PM   #325
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Comparing Woods to Bonds is a bit absurd.
ummm...

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Old 12-20-2009, 08:03 PM   #326
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heard of Tiger Wood's porno?




TIGER'S WOOD
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no, no, guy, maybe
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:56 AM   #328
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no, no, guy, maybe
You didn't say "no" to the guy, just noted his gender.

The one in the blue must be playing the role of his mother in law, or grandmother in law.
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You didn't say "no" to the guy, just noted his gender.
he is quite dreamy i thought it went without saying.
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heard of Tiger Wood's porno?




TIGER'S WOOD
How did he get into the TARDIS?
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Old 12-21-2009, 03:14 PM   #331
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How did he get into the TARDIS?
Wrong movie.




 
and the answer is - with a lot of lube
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Old 12-21-2009, 05:50 PM   #332
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Oh lord.

Also, has this been posted yet?

Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

 
A: Santa stops after three ho's.
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Old 12-21-2009, 10:52 PM   #333
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Not mine, I found it and I wanna share...

>> Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
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>> Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
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>> Tiger Woods came a flyin' . . . chased by his spouse.
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>> She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
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>> Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
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>> He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
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>> Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
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>> He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
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>> With Joselyn, and Kalika . . . the world had the story.
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>> From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
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>> Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
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>> With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
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>> When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
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>> Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
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>> Tiger’s wife went investin' . . . a new home in Sweden.
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>> And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
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>> "If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
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>> She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
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>> Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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Guess it was only a matter of time

TIGER'S GOT WOOD TRAILER (link apparently "safe for work")



I'm loving the SUV in the background..
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:20 PM   #336
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Tiger's press conference is set for Friday - supposedly he'll return for the Tavistock Cup, a made-for-TV event, in mid-March. Interesting timing of the press conference during the Accenture (which dropped him) event. Good to have him back playing golf.
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Tiger won't be doing a Q & A at his press conference. Heaven forbid someone ask him a question.
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what a joke. no cameras. only a few handpicked reporters. i'd love if some of them would boycott it, but it would only hurt themselves and their network.

i hope he never wins another major
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There will be a pool TV camera for the video feed, and they need to limit the number of reporters. Otherwise, thousands would show up. A q&a would obviously only cause further embarrassment.
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i hope his sex addiction doesn't take over during the press conference. if i was female and in that room, i'd watch out.
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