NBA 2021-22: Ben Simmons and Kyrie Walk Into A Bar While Talking About The Lakers

[Hewson]

So you met Dennis Rodman in Mexico?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

You can meet Trinity Rodman in DC

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

LeBron is so upset about Brittney Griner that he waited until an episode of the TV show he produces to comment on the situation.

 

[U2inUtah]

Jaylen Brown and Marcus Smart for KD?

 

[Hewson]

Jaylen Brown and Marcus Smart for KD?

I've heard this somewhere before....

https://www.u2interference.com/foru...g-about-the-lakers-223051-47.html#post8374488

 

[iron yuppie]

I can't imagine Brooklyn getting a better offer for KD than Boston just made. It seems pretty clear at this point Brooklyn is trolling the league with their comically high asking price for an unpredictable 34-year-old with a significant injury history.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

KD baffles the mind.

There are those who say cliched things like "ball is life" and then there are those who actually live, breath and eat this shit. KD is definitely one of those - he would die on that court. The kinda dude that spends all day at the gym, plays a game, and then comes home and watches league pass and west coast college games until 2 am.

And yet despite this he decided to hitch his wagon to fucking Kyrie Irving, a guy who you have to wonder whether or not he even likes to play.

I think you have to get this done if you're Boston. If you don't he's going to end up in Miami.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

If I’m Miami I’m not buying

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

It's a risk for sure because of his age and recent injury history...

but before he got hurt this year (which was sort of a freak accident and boy connected to the previous injuries) he had a Nets team without Kyrie and with fat James Harden in first place in the East - and we saw how fast they fell apart once he went down.

It obviously depends a lot on what you have to give up, but the guy is still a top 5 player in the league.

 

[phanan]

RIP Bill Russell.

What a legend.

 

[Hewson]

Damn.

RIP.

 

[cobl04]

Hey was it just a week ago, two weeks ago that I was copping it for talking about how good Delly is? Well look who's back motherfuckers: Boomers superstar Dellavedova seals NBA return

 

[Hewson]

Hey was it just a week ago, two weeks ago that I was copping it for talking about how good Delly is? Well look who's back motherfuckers: Boomers superstar Dellavedova seals NBA return

meaning Dellavedova will likely be fighting for a place on the bench

1 year deal at the league minimum salary so he has a chance to battle it out to be the last guy to make the roster on one of the worst teams in the league. yeah, he's back...sucking as per usual.

 

[cobl04]

Lol, clearly you have no idea. This is one of the most competitive beasts to ever play the game. Kings will be division champs .

 

[Hewson]

In a division with Golden State (defending champs), Phoenix (most regular season wins last year), LA Lakers and LA Clippers, yeah Sacto is going to win. If by win you mean finish dead last.

 

[Diemen]

Lol, clearly you have no idea. This is one of the most competitive beasts to ever play the game. Kings will be division champs .

He may well be one of the most competitive beasts to ever play - if only because he’s trying to make up for a deficit in talent.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Watch your knees

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1556710971569315845?t=BROFD8aN0OQIx6dO8WU0fw&s=19

They should hire Kenny Atkinson

 

[Hewson]

Breaking: Nets Fire Sean Marks & Steve Nash, Hire Kevin Durant as Player-GM and Kyrie Irving as Player-Coach

 

[iron yuppie]

Nets should have taken the Boston offer. Jaylen Brown could be the centerpiece of a really good team.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

KD to Joe Tsai on how the Nets culture fell apart

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Imagine being a big toe away from a probable championship and a year and a half later being a complete dumpster fire.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I don't know how they keep doing it, but they do

https://www.theonion.com/lebron-james-living-vicariously-through-his-son-not-bei-1849350367

 

[gump]

If was a billionaire like Tsai with no fucks to give, I would tell KD that he has a choice to play for the team he just signed a 4-year extension with, or to languish on the bench and hit free agency when he is a 38 year-old.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Spicy!!!

The Cavs may be able to pull off Dan Gilbert's comic sans threat about winning a title before the self proclaimed king does, only, ya know, like, a little later than first anticipated.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Partner wut r u talkin bout, LeBron won two titles in Miami need I remind u

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I don't think this trade moves the needle.

 

[iron yuppie]

Hell of a young core for my Cavs. But still chronically lacking at the wing.

 

[Hewson]

Utah now has 2,869 worthless first round picks over the next decade (unless Cavs or T-Wolves somehow end up blowing, but both should be lower tier playoff teams for foreseeable future)

 

[U2inUtah]

Utah now has 2,869 worthless first round picks over the next decade (unless Cavs or T-Wolves somehow end up blowing, but both should be lower tier playoff teams for foreseeable future)