Coldplay: Chris Martin And His Xylo Toes - Part 2

Dfit00 · 10-26-2011, 01:16 AM

Keep it up people, as if 1000 posts isn't enough already.

mobvok · 10-26-2011, 01:17 AM

I was gonna go with "Coldplay: Chris Martin And His Xylo Toes", but "Part 2" works as well.

Dfit00 · 10-26-2011, 01:19 AM

Changed.

GirlsAloudFan · 10-26-2011, 01:27 AM

Can you change it back to just Mylo Xyloto - Part 2?

mobvok · 10-26-2011, 01:31 AM

Maybe for the best.

LemonMelon · 10-26-2011, 02:10 AM

We can't even agree on a thread title?

lazarus · 10-26-2011, 02:53 AM

I don't know how anyone can take this band seriously after that album title explanation.

And it seemed Martin couldn't be any more idiotic...

intedomine · 10-26-2011, 03:40 AM

I anticipated that Pitchfork wouldn't have given MX anything more than a 4.5, but a 7 is surprising (I don't think even I'd have given it that high a score).

Also they didn't do their trademark, dwell on the artist's previous output for 70% of the article, and just bag out the artist's latest offering with poncy hyperbole for the rest of it.

I still don't see what anyone sees in Hurts Like Heaven though.

cobl04 · 10-26-2011, 03:46 AM

Did anyone else not find this thread title remotely funny?

I don't get paid till next week now

gonna have to wait till then.

mobvok · 10-26-2011, 04:23 AM

to reach the highest level of album consciousness, you must listen to Mylo Xyloto in a Mahindra Xylo

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Did anyone else not find this thread title remotely funny?

How dare you.

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“Music comes from a place we don’t know,” he said. “It sort of comes through the fingers and toes. So we came up with the idea of, what if you had musical digits, like xylo toes.” He shook his head, irritated that he gave up the secret so easily.

I think Charlie Brown and Paradise make the cut. I can respect something so crafted to be an earworm as Paradise is.

IWasBored · 10-26-2011, 04:42 AM

nvm

phanan · 10-26-2011, 06:11 AM

A 7 from Pitchfork? Wow.

cobl04 · 10-26-2011, 06:13 AM

We should also note it was not written by Dombal.

cobl04 · 10-26-2011, 06:19 AM

Reading back to their Parachutes review:

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And of course, you've probably heard their smash hit single, "Yellow," by now. Indeed, it's the most obvious choice for a single, and it represents Martin's vocal stylings effectively, but it's also the record's weakest moment.

lololololol

Aygo · 10-26-2011, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by intedomine

I anticipated that Pitchfork wouldn't have given MX anything more than a 4.5, but a 7 is surprising (I don't think even I'd have given it that high a score).

Also they didn't do their trademark, dwell on the artist's previous output for 70% of the article, and just bag out the artist's latest offering with poncy hyperbole for the rest of it.

I still don't see what anyone sees in Hurts Like Heaven though.

NLOTH got 4.2 from these parochials, and Coldplay's Miley Cyrus gets a 7!

GirlsAloudFan · 10-26-2011, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by intedomine

I still don't see what anyone sees in Hurts Like Heaven though.

It's got a ton of energy and is ridiculously catchy?

Imperor · 10-26-2011, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aygo

NLOTH got 4.2 from these parochials, and Coldplay's Miley Cyrus gets a 7!

What a joke!

Headache in a Suitcase · 10-26-2011, 10:43 AM

might have had something to do with no line being a pile of dog shit

iron yuppie · 10-26-2011, 10:45 AM

NLotH deserved that score for how thoroughly and unabashedly it compromised the vision that it had been touting for so long. At least Mylo wasn't afraid to go in the direction that it had intended to go.

Imperor · 10-26-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by iron yuppie

NLotH deserved that score for how thoroughly and unabashedly it compromised the vision that it had been touting for so long. .

Well that and the songs being trash.

10-26-2011, 01:16 AM	#1
Dfit00 War Child Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Palm Beach, FL Posts: 897 Local Time: 09:53 AM	Coldplay: Chris Martin And His Xylo Toes - Part 2 Keep it up people, as if 1000 posts isn't enough already. __________________

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mobvok Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: boom clap Posts: 4,435 Local Time: 05:53 AM	I was gonna go with "Coldplay: Chris Martin And His Xylo Toes", but "Part 2" works as well. __________________

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10-26-2011, 01:19 AM	#3
Dfit00 War Child Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Palm Beach, FL Posts: 897 Local Time: 09:53 AM	Changed.

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GirlsAloudFan Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chicago Posts: 26,486 Local Time: 08:53 AM	Can you change it back to just Mylo Xyloto - Part 2?

10-26-2011, 01:31 AM	#5
mobvok Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: boom clap Posts: 4,435 Local Time: 05:53 AM	Maybe for the best.

10-26-2011, 02:10 AM	#6
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,669 Local Time: 06:53 AM	We can't even agree on a thread title?

10-26-2011, 02:53 AM	#7
lazarus Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 41,750 Local Time: 06:53 AM	I don't know how anyone can take this band seriously after that album title explanation. And it seemed Martin couldn't be any more idiotic...

10-26-2011, 03:40 AM	#8
intedomine Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Melbourne Posts: 8,105 Local Time: 11:53 PM	I anticipated that Pitchfork wouldn't have given MX anything more than a 4.5, but a 7 is surprising (I don't think even I'd have given it that high a score). Also they didn't do their trademark, dwell on the artist's previous output for 70% of the article, and just bag out the artist's latest offering with poncy hyperbole for the rest of it. I still don't see what anyone sees in Hurts Like Heaven though.

10-26-2011, 03:46 AM	#9
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 58,580 Local Time: 12:53 AM	Did anyone else not find this thread title remotely funny? I don't get paid till next week now gonna have to wait till then.

10-26-2011, 04:42 AM	#11
IWasBored Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 36,784 Local Time: 09:53 AM	nvm

10-26-2011, 06:11 AM	#12
phanan Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: in the darkness on the edge of town Posts: 26,105 Local Time: 09:53 AM	A 7 from Pitchfork? Wow.

10-26-2011, 06:13 AM	#13
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 58,580 Local Time: 12:53 AM	We should also note it was not written by Dombal.

10-26-2011, 10:43 AM	#18
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: This forum just ain't what it was pre-2007 but I still post here Posts: 69,897 Local Time: 09:53 AM	might have had something to do with no line being a pile of dog shit

10-26-2011, 10:45 AM	#19
iron yuppie ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 10,730 Local Time: 08:53 AM	NLotH deserved that score for how thoroughly and unabashedly it compromised the vision that it had been touting for so long. At least Mylo wasn't afraid to go in the direction that it had intended to go.