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Old 03-24-2014, 12:59 PM   #21
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i would think there are big challenges to being straight. there are aspects of heterosexuality that i do not envy.
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Old 03-24-2014, 01:10 PM   #22
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i would think there are big challenges to being straight. there are aspects of heterosexuality that i do not envy.

Well, not to be crude, but it's a lot easier to get laid when you're gay.
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Old 03-24-2014, 01:43 PM   #23
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i think there was a poster in here who used to write about the difficulties of being heterosexual especially when you're ugly and repulsive to women.

his name was Joe something?

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Oh he was the best. I might have to go read through some of his posts now.
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Old 03-24-2014, 02:07 PM   #25
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i think there was a poster in here who used to write about the difficulties of being heterosexual especially when you're ugly and repulsive to women.

his name was Joe something?

total sweetheart.

Yes, I remember him. He had some esteem issues to say the least. I recall people growing tired of his pity parties.
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I don't think anyone has much chance with anyone with such low self esteem...
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Hey, uh ... you guys? I have something to say.

I'm straight.

*whew* That was really hard to get out.
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Hey, uh ... you guys? I have something to say.

I'm straight.

*whew* That was really hard to get out.


are you, like, straight in public, or just in your house?

i don't care what you do behind closed doors, but i don't want my children to have to see things i'm not prepared to explain to them.
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Old 03-24-2014, 03:36 PM   #30
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i would think there are big challenges to being straight. there are aspects of heterosexuality that i do not envy.
Agreed. There are some challenges, not least of which is that both gays and women have a tradition of being able to talk about things and examine the culture around them, but straights in general and straight men in particular don't . This little thing appeared in my FB feed today. The blog often has interesting stuff. 4 Ways Sexist, Macho Culture Hurts Men | Role Reboot

And by the way, I do want to take a moment to celebrate straight men. I like them quite a lot.
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are you, like, straight in public, or just in your house?

i don't care what you do behind closed doors, but i don't want my children to have to see things i'm not prepared to explain to them.
I'm starting to understand what TIH meant with the love between a man and a woman. Irvine, you're awesome.
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Old 03-24-2014, 04:08 PM   #32
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I have been doing an ongoing study of what 'normal' sexuality is for years, actually decades.

The best way to define 'normal' is: conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal;

For my sexuality study I decided the best method would be to view 'pornography', the availability and prevalence of hetero vs homo pornography.

After thousands of hours of research, I can safely say heterosexual pornography is the more common type, therefore normal and homosexual pornography is therefore 'abnormal'.

But just to be certain I am still conducting this study, I will report back should the findings change.
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Heterosexuality is a great thing. I am here because of heterosexuality.

What concerns me is the extraordinary amount of rape, violence, and abuse heterosexual women undergo at the hands of their heterosexual male partners.
And how do these kinds of heterosexual relationships affect the children? Because, as we all know, it's all about the children.
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And how do these kinds of heterosexual relationships affect the children? Because, as we all know, it's all about the children.
Thankfully, I am childless, so I will not infect the innocent children with my heteroness.
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I laughed so fucking hard at that first post. I mean, I get that we need to lay off Iron Horse, but it was totally involuntary. Typos absolutely obliterate comedy.

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So, is this the Percy Sledge thread, then?
Heterosexuality, misogyny, abuse...pretty sure this is the Sean Connery thread.
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Old 03-24-2014, 11:47 PM   #38
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Thankfully, I am childless, so I will not infect the innocent children with my heteroness.


But ... But ... Why are you here if not to reproduce? Are you in fact insisting your life has value and meaning beyond your babymaking abilities?

What will I tell the children?
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while I'm here, what the fuck does the term 'heteronormative' mean?
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while I'm here, what the fuck does the term 'heteronormative' mean?
Well, to put it crudely, it means that the only thing that's right is a man fucking a woman or a man marrying a woman. Everything outside of that is wrong.
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