*Mona Phisto enters in gold sequined towel*
Dahlings....so sorry I'm late. I ran into a pirate on the street who was telling me something about Bennegan's commercials and pubs in Dublin...can't go wrong with that, though. Em...I'm feelin a bit out of it, you see. Mister Mac Phisto and I were in the sauna, and it was all very relaxing. Then I was on the telly-fone with the Pope, and I got the call waiting.
Hold on, Jonny, I told him. Hello? I said.
It was Tony Blair! He said I ought to get myself down to the MPS meeting straight away. Well I had barely begun my olive koolaid when I got that call.
You see although I was appointed Mister MacPhisto's loo cleaner, he takes awfully special care of me. You should see the mirrors in his house! Breathtaking. Beautiful creatures running around in all the mirrors....
well we got on our golden razor scooters and came right down. MacPhisto's drinks went right to his head, and he took a taxi home, though.
I'm feelin a bit of a draft in 'ere...Does anyone have a mirror on em? My horns are crooked, I can feel it.
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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.
"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~
"Have you been to church? This is church." ~Bono~
Dahlings....so sorry I'm late. I ran into a pirate on the street who was telling me something about Bennegan's commercials and pubs in Dublin...can't go wrong with that, though. Em...I'm feelin a bit out of it, you see. Mister Mac Phisto and I were in the sauna, and it was all very relaxing. Then I was on the telly-fone with the Pope, and I got the call waiting.
Hold on, Jonny, I told him. Hello? I said.
It was Tony Blair! He said I ought to get myself down to the MPS meeting straight away. Well I had barely begun my olive koolaid when I got that call.
You see although I was appointed Mister MacPhisto's loo cleaner, he takes awfully special care of me. You should see the mirrors in his house! Breathtaking. Beautiful creatures running around in all the mirrors....
well we got on our golden razor scooters and came right down. MacPhisto's drinks went right to his head, and he took a taxi home, though.
I'm feelin a bit of a draft in 'ere...Does anyone have a mirror on em? My horns are crooked, I can feel it.
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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.
"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~
"Have you been to church? This is church." ~Bono~