Kaikoura, Te Wai Pounamu, Aotearoa (Kia Kaha, Aroha to all) Superthread

[Axver]

I must be honest, I just don't trust Australians who only watch soccer.

Like, what, do you hate more exciting forms of football?

 

[coolian2]

My nose barely works, so that just made me delay even more.

You generally only notice when they're on, to be fair

 

[coolian2]

...I'm just coming up with stories in my mind now.

As are the lurkers, I'm sure.

I uh....I'm uncomfortable with this thought and almost should tell the story because being imagined is alarming

 

[Axver]

You generally only notice when they're on, to be fair

...I still don't. What did I just say about my nose!

Also, I've always had good cologne. God I remember when my mates and I in high school called that a "Maori shower" without realising that was One Hundo Percent Offensive. Fuck we were idiots.

 

[Axver]

I uh....I'm uncomfortable with this thought and almost should tell the story because being imagined is alarming

I'll go buy some popcorn.

 

[coolian2]

I'll go buy some popcorn.

You must have an appetite if a simple hurt my wrist helping the girlfriend enjoy her swim at a busy beach story needs more than a handful.

Of popcorn.

 

[Axver]

You must have an appetite if a simple hurt my wrist helping the girlfriend enjoy her swim at a busy beach story needs more than a handful.

Of popcorn.

Yes, I'm sure you had just a handful of poppin' corn.

 

[coolian2]

Yes, I'm sure you had just a handful of poppin' corn.

Some say more than a handful is greedy. I respectfully disagree

 

[coolian2]

Also my God it was worth it.

 

[Axver]

Some say more than a handful is greedy. I respectfully disagree

Grabbing by the handful.

/as-obscure-a-Crowdies-reference-as-it-gets

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I tell you Axver, let's rent AAMI Stadium for a night, get drunk, get a shotgun and take potshots at the seagulls.

Are you coming to Adelaide? Think you can have longer than one night.

 

[coolian2]

Grabbing by the handful.

/as-obscure-a-Crowdies-reference-as-it-gets

I got this but wow how low is the tone right now

 

[coolian2]

Are you coming to Adelaide? Think you can have longer than one night.

:locks and loads:

Wait we aren't going after Crows fans right?

 

[Axver]

Are you coming to Adelaide? Think you can have longer than one night.

Mate I'm coming in February and expect you to show me a good drunken time, or at least a good socialist time.

 

[Axver]

I got this but wow how low is the tone right now

I'm sure it could get lower.

Not entirely clear how, but it could.

 

[Axver]

Oh geez "Soft Animal" by The Hotelier is a TUNE. One of the songs of 2016.

 

[coolian2]

I'm sure it could get lower.

Not entirely clear how, but it could.

I'm sure I could have been more graphic.

I'm impressed when I've had partners that nobody has asked why the left hander has tennis elbow in the right arm.

 

[coolian2]

Mate I'm coming in February and expect you to show me a good drunken time, or at least a good socialist time.

Save some seagulls for me!

 

[Axver]

I'm sure I could have been more graphic.

I'm impressed when I've had partners that nobody has asked why the left hander has tennis elbow in the right arm.

Fucking hell I had something good to post and then I read this and now it's gone.

 

[Axver]

You know, we all thought the Internet was this great democratising force where good opinions would rise to the top without gatekeepers rah rah rah and what we've actually discovered is that most people have shit opinions and like shit things LIKE THE FUCKERS WHO KEEP SHARING SHIT ON MY FACEBOOK TO THE POINT MY TIMELINE IS NOW WORTHLESS.

 

[coolian2]

Fucking hell I had something good to post and then I read this and now it's gone.

Gold doesn't happen often but it's worth it when it does

 

[coolian2]

You know, we all thought the Internet was this great democratising force where good opinions would rise to the top without gatekeepers rah rah rah and what we've actually discovered is that most people have shit opinions and like shit things LIKE THE FUCKERS WHO KEEP SHARING SHIT ON MY FACEBOOK TO THE POINT MY TIMELINE IS NOW WORTHLESS.

Sorry I'll stop

 

[Axver]

Check out those 20 guests for Ian's tennis elbow, by the way.

 

[Axver]

Sorry I'll stop

Even my mum does it. I feel betrayed.

To the point that she shares random racist shit without entirely realising it. Fuck it mum you're better than that!

 

[Axver]

Who's that stupid racist morning TV person? Sonia Kruger? The only time I've ever called my mum a fuckwit is when she shared some random meme from a page called "I stand with Sonia Kruger".

Stand by it, too.

 

[coolian2]

Got Snapchatted again. Why do some women who agree it isn't working come back to me? Like fuck, where is the appeal? When I've even accepted and agreed that it didn't work, why are you in my inbox?

I cannot see where I'm worth being the go to message when you're lonely.

 

[Kieran McConville]

You know, we all thought the Internet was this great democratising force where good opinions would rise to the top without gatekeepers rah rah rah and what we've actually discovered is that most people have shit opinions and like shit things LIKE THE FUCKERS WHO KEEP SHARING SHIT ON MY FACEBOOK TO THE POINT MY TIMELINE IS NOW WORTHLESS.

That went out the door the minute the money people moved in. Hell, there's a whole crowd of people who didn't really do 'the internet' until Facebook. So about 2008 or so.

I have someone squatting on my facebook wall now posting cute animal videos. To be fair, I have no problem with that <Michaelbluth>

 

[coolian2]

Check out those 20 guests for Ian's tennis elbow, by the way.

Wish I was on commission

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Mate I'm coming in February and expect you to show me a good drunken time, or at least a good socialist time.

I forgot this was a thing! Yes, we will.

 

[coolian2]

Even my mum does it. I feel betrayed.

To the point that she shares random racist shit without entirely realising it. Fuck it mum you're better than that!

I like to think I avoid the racism