My nose barely works, so that just made me delay even more.
...I'm just coming up with stories in my mind now.
As are the lurkers, I'm sure.
You generally only notice when they're on, to be fair
I uh....I'm uncomfortable with this thought and almost should tell the story because being imagined is alarming
I'll go buy some popcorn.
You must have an appetite if a simple hurt my wrist helping the girlfriend enjoy her swim at a busy beach story needs more than a handful.
Of popcorn.
Yes, I'm sure you had just a handful of poppin' corn.
Some say more than a handful is greedy. I respectfully disagree
I tell you Axver, let's rent AAMI Stadium for a night, get drunk, get a shotgun and take potshots at the seagulls.
Grabbing by the handful.
/as-obscure-a-Crowdies-reference-as-it-gets
Are you coming to Adelaide? Think you can have longer than one night.
Are you coming to Adelaide? Think you can have longer than one night.
I got this but wow how low is the tone right now
I'm sure it could get lower.
Not entirely clear how, but it could.
Mate I'm coming in February and expect you to show me a good drunken time, or at least a good socialist time.
I'm sure I could have been more graphic.
I'm impressed when I've had partners that nobody has asked why the left hander has tennis elbow in the right arm.
Fucking hell I had something good to post and then I read this and now it's gone.
You know, we all thought the Internet was this great democratising force where good opinions would rise to the top without gatekeepers rah rah rah and what we've actually discovered is that most people have shit opinions and like shit things LIKE THE FUCKERS WHO KEEP SHARING SHIT ON MY FACEBOOK TO THE POINT MY TIMELINE IS NOW WORTHLESS.
Sorry I'll stop
You know, we all thought the Internet was this great democratising force where good opinions would rise to the top without gatekeepers rah rah rah and what we've actually discovered is that most people have shit opinions and like shit things LIKE THE FUCKERS WHO KEEP SHARING SHIT ON MY FACEBOOK TO THE POINT MY TIMELINE IS NOW WORTHLESS.
Check out those 20 guests for Ian's tennis elbow, by the way.
Mate I'm coming in February and expect you to show me a good drunken time, or at least a good socialist time.
Even my mum does it. I feel betrayed.
To the point that she shares random racist shit without entirely realising it. Fuck it mum you're better than that!