Caption Thread #18: The Bonosapian Rules

[bonocrazy88]

And Bono, without even trying, suddenly devised a plan for an entire album.
It will be brilliant he thought.

George: Thanks so much, Mr. Williams. (whispers) And can I get your autograph after this? The wife and I just loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire.
Bono: But I've told you, I'm...
George: Ooh, I know you're not really a woman. That's what makes it so COOL!

 

[emmabergstrom]

And Bono, without even trying, suddenly devised a plan for an entire album.
It will be brilliant he thought.

That's too funny!
Great captions!!!

 

[emmabergstrom]

: "This one is for making me wear these silly white gloves! I'M A ******* ROCKSTAR!!!"

 

[kafrun]

Enough with the short jokes, ya

 

[Galeongirl]

but I thought the japanese weren't that tall either!

 

[kafrun]

That's why he's so ticked off

 

[bonocomet]

: "I hereby plant this tree in the name of U2!"

: "Wait, wha? I'm a U2 tree? Oh noooooooooo!

 

[BonoFox1]

What's that you got there Bono?
*panting* I'm the greatest...I'm the greatest.
Oh Lord. A couple of gloves and some hair gel and he's Muhammad Ali.
You think there's any more of those gloves around here?

Shhh, don't resist the power of the mullet.

LOL!!! Great captions bonocrazy88,Emma, Kaf, Gluey, Comet

 

[Gluey]

: "I hereby plant this tree in the name of U2!"

: "Wait, wha? I'm a U2 tree? Oh noooooooooo!

1st the Joshua Tree, then One Tree Hill, then the Larry Tree , next the U2 Tree

 

[Rini]

Wait, what's the Larry tree?

 

[Gluey]

Wait, what's the Larry tree?

its the tree I stood under with Slopsy and Effanbee when Larry came out to talk to us in NZ.....they chopped that one down too

 

[BonoFox1]

^U2 and trees dont mix

 

[hcbiggs2002]

: "I hereby plant this tree in the name of U2!"

: "Wait, wha? I'm a U2 tree? Oh noooooooooo!

Oh dear, the poor tree is doomed!! Good one!!

 

[Bono Mot]

Too funny! Poor little tree.

 

[Gluey]

Dear Japan

Please don't let Bono plant a tree. It won't live and we will all be very sad again .


Yours sincerely

Dead Tree's of U2 Society

 

[bonocomet]

 

[Bonogirl777]

 

[Rosebud]

Gluey I just noticed your sig - omg!

 

[WildHoney]

You think i'm short ?? I met Wildhoney and she was only this tall

 

[Bonogirl777]

It was THIS big! I swear!!!

People in the back: Pshhhh, yeah right.

 

[BonoFox1]

You think i'm short ?? I met Wildhoney and she was only this tall

LOL!!!!

 

[bonocomet]

You think i'm short ?? I met Wildhoney and she was only this tall

 

[Gluey]

LOL!!!!

Yeah and good things come in small packages!

 

[MadDaisy]

I'm sure Edge won't mind if I just... put that one here and that one there...
Now where did that wire go again??

 

[Alisaura]

^ cue small explosion....

 

[waynetravis]

Here's my new plant, which I shall name....The Hedge

 

[youvedonewhat]

Here's my new plant, which I shall name....The Hedge

 

[Galeongirl]

omg nice one Wayne!

oh man, maybe that sushi wasn't fresh at all....

 

[Odd Sponge Out]

Here's my new plant, which I shall name....The Hedge

Ha ha ha ha!

 

[Rini]

its the tree I stood under with Slopsy and Effanbee when Larry came out to talk to us in NZ.....they chopped that one down too

Thanks, Gluey!

Maybe Larry came back to get it to keep as a reminder that he got to meet you, Slopsy and Effenbee?

...it's in his living room now.

... he had a terrible time getting it on the plane (that's the real reason they charter their own planes. Adam with spoons, Larry with trees...).

It's not often that Larry goes out to meet fans, is it?