Caption Thread #18: The Bonosapian Rules

[Galeongirl]

I never noticed the face either!

nor the bass... it might be a bit farfetched, but is that the same one he still uses these days for most Achtung Baby songs?

 

[Gluey]

:Sean: Ahh!! Who pinched my arse?!

 

[Gluey]

:Sean: *note to self* Shit they were right! There IS a bald patch!

 

[bonocomet]

:Sean: Ahh!! Who pinched my arse?!

:guy with camera in background: "Ahh damn I can't believe I missed the arse pinch shot!"

 

[Gluey]

The Bonosapian was very excited when Uncle Sean took him to the Paparazzi Zoo

 

[Gluey]

The Bonosapian must constantly fight the urge to kiss good looking men.

 

[bonocomet]

 

[Bonogirl777]

 

[Bono Mot]

I can do this, not a problem...

Just don't look...

Not bothering me one bit, nope. *fidgets*

Oh for sake, stop wavin' it around and just smoke it already!

 

[Gluey]

Now THAT I wasn't expecting!!!

 

[bonocomet]

good one Mot!

 

[Reggo]

The Bonosapian was very excited when Uncle Sean took him to the Paparazzi Zoo

All of the new ones are great, but this one WINS!

 

[BonoFox1]

Cute captions Gluey and Mot

 

[Galeongirl]

nice!

 

[MadDaisy]

Uncle Sean!!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bono: Pene... I have something important to ask you...
Penelope: Yes, Bono?

Bono: *leans in* Are the photographers looking at my moobs?
Penelope: Uhh

Penelope: Yeah, I think they are *blinks*
Bono: Hell yeah, I am one sexy mofo * at the cameras*

Penelope: *pats Bono on the shoulder* Of course you are
Bono: Mmmhmm *flirts with the cameras* How YOU doin?

 

[Alisaura]

!!

Must have been a warm day...!

 

[onekea]

^^ so true, DOL!

Now THAT I wasn't expecting!!!

original and really funny, mot

and all the others @cannes are

 

[emmabergstrom]

^^
LMAO!!!

Great captions everyone!

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Good one DOL!

 

[Galeongirl]

So true, Bono's such an attentionwhore, leaving his shirt open like htat...

 

[BonoFox1]

Bono: Pene... I have something important to ask you...
Penelope: Yes, Bono?

Bono: *leans in* Are the photographers looking at my moobs?
Penelope: Uhh

Penelope: Yeah, I think they are *blinks*
Bono: Hell yeah, I am one sexy mofo * at the cameras*

Penelope: *pats Bono on the shoulder* Of course you are
Bono: Mmmhmm *flirts with the cameras* How YOU doin?

WHA ha ha ha ha!! GREAT one DOL!!!

 

[zuropa_fit]

So true, Bono's such an attentionwhore, leaving his shirt open like htat...

Taking a page from the Larry Mullen Jr. Fashion Handbook.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bono, moments before being pounced upon by a well dressed PLEBAn:

 

[Bonogirl777]

Oh that's right!

 

[Rini]

Bono, moments before being pounced upon by a well dressed PLEBAn:

Actually, she just picked him up and carried him off.

LOL

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bono: What did that photographer just say about my butt?

 

[Gluey]

You HAD to do it didn't you.

You HAD to submit the question about whether Edge really does have an arse to Mythbusters didn't you.

YES!! I HAVE AN ARSE!!!!

 

[bonocrazy88]

Man: You wanna say that again little guy?
Edge (out of shot): Bono! It's just a shirt! You need to step away.
Bono: But I've got a crown!
Edge: From BURGER KING!

Aww look at the cute duck swimming about.
Crikey. Is that a shark.
More like an eel, wouldn't you say?
Either way. Can't be good for a duck.
My money's on the little duckling!
I wonder if it's too late to become a fireman.

 

[bonocrazy88]

What's that you got there Bono?
*panting* I'm the greatest...I'm the greatest.
Oh Lord. A couple of gloves and some hair gel and he's Muhammad Ali.
You think there's any more of those gloves around here?

Shhh, don't resist the power of the mullet.